Saturday, July 18, 2009

The Town Tramp



We know this is the life story of at least one of you!

26 comments:

  1. Well, I'm thinking of getting a tramp stamp.

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  2. At first glance it looks remarkably like my True Life Sexy Starlet Story but then the disclaimer, ...But I’ll change for the right man, takes away from the similarities. Once a tramp always a tramp...A Truck Stop Tramp...

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  3. I wish to register a complaint...

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  4. The stuffing seems to hav burst out of her bra!

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  5. "Leslie Winters" ... but what about "Gegorie Summers"?

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  6. I'll have you know, I was born and remain, sweet and innocent. I'm looking for a man (or several) to corrupt me.

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  7. My lips are sealed... but I'll cange for the right man...
    Sx

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  8. XL: Well, I'm thinking of getting a tramp stamp.

    I hope it’s not the Plumber’s Tramp Stamp.

    AYEM8Y: At first glance it looks remarkably like my True Life Sexy Starlet Story but then the disclaimer, ...But I’ll change for the right man, takes away from the similarities. Once a tramp always a tramp...A Truck Stop Tramp...

    You were a total tramp in Truckstop Daddy.

    RANDOM: She needs a boob job.

    She’ll have to work hard to pay for it!

    JASON: I'm a good girl, I am!

    Is that what your daddy likes you to say?

    EDDIE: I wish to register a complaint...

    If you wish to complain about your blog link, I’ve put you temporarily back on my Blogroll, provided you come up with some content before another NINE MONTHS passes.

    I thought you skipped town when you found out I was carrying your bastard…The Spawn of Eddie Waring.

    I have been trysting with Old Knudsen since I figured you weren’t ever coming back.

    BEAST: The stuffing seems to hav burst out of her bra!

    You know a lot about stuffing, don’t you Beast?

    How much fruit did you fit up your backside TODAY?

    MAGO: "Leslie Winters" ... but what about "Gegorie Summers"?

    They’re both headed for a Fall.

    MIKEY: Her boobs are fine!

    Words I never thought I’d hear coming from you.

    ROSES: I'll have you know, I was born and remain, sweet and innocent. I'm looking for a man (or several) to corrupt me.

    We may have to profile you on Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.

    SCARLET & CYBERPOOF: What is this “cange” you speak of?

    Is it an obscene act of some sort?

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  9. did you try using urban dictionary on it?

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  10. or, it does sound sort of French.

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  11. Sorry... I was eating... I did mean 'change'...!
    Sx

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  12. Oh, then I'm not with Miss Scarlet.

    I liked the French option.

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  13. CYBERPOOF & SCARLET: Are the pair of you working as a team today?

    Miss Scarlet, it does not surprise me that you had your mouth full.

    Ahem.

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  14. Okay, I have consulted the Urban Dictionary... and perhaps I would change for a man with a steel girder for a penis.
    Sx

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  15. SCARLET: Okay, I have consulted the Urban Dictionary... and perhaps I would change for a man with a steel girder for a penis.

    Try a concrete vibrator in the meantime.

    Delivers more torque with less amps than other motors on the market!

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  16. I might, I might not and if you are trysting with Knudsen you will take my advise and buy extra bleach, rubber gloves and some ambien. As for the baby, I am a generous father, I will send you some coupons on Sunday when I get the paper.

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  17. Lady, the right man will still prefer the tramp!

    I've been mistaken for a whore before, but never a tramp. At least that means people think I'm in a profession. Some have guessed trade, but really, I'm in the service industry.

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  18. trysting indeed.

    I was a tramp, I'd sit and drink in the park and ask people for 20p mister! then I changed for the right man, Jesus H Christ OMG, MSL, OML I really wan a bee with him, I really wan drink with him but it might be a long time.

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  19. I suppose we aren't afterall.

    That's some earth shattering vibrator you've found there.

    I'll skip that one.

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  20. EDDIE: I might, I might not and if you are trysting with Knudsen you will take my advise and buy extra bleach, rubber gloves and some ambien. As for the baby, I am a generous father, I will send you some coupons on Sunday when I get the paper.

    That bastard spawn of yours I mentioned?

    Kidding!

    I was just trying to get child support payments out of you.

    Feel free to forward those coupons anyway.

    EROS: Lady, the right man will still prefer the tramp!
    I've been mistaken for a whore before, but never a tramp. At least that means people think I'm in a profession. Some have guessed trade, but really, I'm in the service industry.


    Is there a guild for people like you?

    KNUDSEN: trysting indeed.
    I was a tramp, I'd sit and drink in the park and ask people for 20p mister! then I changed for the right man, Jesus H Christ OMG, MSL, OML I really wan a bee with him, I really wan drink with him but it might be a long time.


    It’s time for you to take the vow of chastity and don a habit.

    Uh oh. I mentioned the word Don.

    CYBERPOOF: I suppose we aren't afterall.
    That's some earth shattering vibrator you've found there.
    I'll skip that one.


    It makes the earth move.

    That much you can say for it.

    MUTLEY: How long is her tongue?

    Have you ever seen an anteater’s tongue?

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