Monday, November 13, 2006

Infomaniac – Open for Business




Infomaniac is open 24/7.

Supposing you could get anything you want here…

What would it be?

11 comments:

  1. A Life upgrade.

    Or a man.

    Perhaps you could do a special offer - Free Man With Every Life Upgrade!

    I'll have Connor Trinneer please. He'd better not be out of stock already...

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  2. Alice.

    'You can get anything you want' my ass.

    btw, I am here. I am just not terribly alive lately.
    *two snaps up for frobi on the canadian relations submission*

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  3. IDV: Haven't you shagged Connor YET?

    FN: Would you care to sample my special brownies?

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  4. Okay, I have three orders.

    On my first order, I'd like a tummy tuck with extra lipo and a garnish of fresh parsley.

    The second order, a tall glass of iced tea with a nice juicy helping of success and security.

    The third order, just give me a New York style cheesecake with chocolate ganauche.

    Now, what's the total?

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  5. SID: G'won. You know you want it.

    Awaiting: Just help yourself to the freebies box in the corner. It's all there for you.

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  6. A few million new brain cells to replace the ones I killed off?

    Mmmmmm sniffing glue makes everything so....sparkly.

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  7. Piggy: We’re all out of kangaroos but how about some kangaroo poo?

    Pru: Great glittery ganglions!

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  8. To write a love scene in a Movie for myself and Monica Belluci..oh better make it a love triangle with Salma Hayek.

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  9. HE: Scriptwriters, Aisle 6.

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