According to The Sun, friends are smuggling miniature bottles of vodka into the hospital where Keith Richards is being treated for a brain hemorrhage.
Keef kicked the booze and fags for a few days following his fall from a coconut tree. “But then he started feeling really rough and withdrawn so he decided to get straight back on it with vodka miniatures.”
Once, when asked how he keeps fit, Keith responded, “Passing the vodka bottle. And playing the guitar.”
Seriously, WTF can that wee thing do other than make you mad?
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