Geoff, we know you’re camera shy but please turn around just this once? And change into something more colourful while you’re at it…
Thank you.
Teenaged Geoff and his electric eel
Correct answers were submitted by NONE OF YOU!
For the first time in Teenage Angst Competition history, not one of you bitches was able to identify our mystery teen.
Which is a darned shame since this week was the BEST PRIZE EVER!
Special note to Mr. Kapitano who left this comment:
I've got no idea who he is but he's just so sweet! Do you have his phone number? Or if he's straight and married...do you have his phone number anyway?
For your information, Kapi, our Geoff is happily married to Betty. As far as we know, Geoff does not sneak out in the middle of the night (like the straight marrieds you know) to have his knob polished. However, the pair of you might want to exchange emails should Geoff ever have a hankering.
Special note to Kaz: We thought that you of all people would correctly identify Geoff…the bleak landscape…a young man in his impressionable years…the years when he should be socializing, alone, all alone on the desolate beach.
Special note to Geoff:
What’s up with the red socks? Do they hold magical powers? Or did your mother dress you?
And do you have an eel stuffed down your shorts or is that what Mother Nature bestowed upon you?
*winks knowingly to Betty*
Thanks to everyone who participated in the Teen Angst Competition.
Guess the identity of this teenaged Infomaniac bitch and win a prize!...
(click pic to further humiliate the mystery teen)
In the event of more than one correct answer, Mistress MJ will ask one lucky Infomaniac bitch (volunteers, anyone?) to reach beneath her bustle where she has concealed the names of potential winners on tiny slips of paper. He or she will present the selected slip of paper to Mistress MJ who will announce the winner asap.
We here at Infomaniac would like to hold more Teen Angst Competitions in future.
Were you a troubled teen?
Were you moody? Petulant? A dork? A nerd? Did your hair and fashion sense require an intervention?
Do you have the photographic evidence to prove it?
Then email your photo and you could be the next Teen Angst mystery blogger. (Email address is in our Blogger Profile.)
Note: Contest closes at 9:00 pm Pacific Daylight Time (PDT) on Wednesday, March 25th. For you UK readers, that’s 4:00 am on Thursday, March 26th. The rest of you can use this handy World Clock to figure it out for yourselves.
Mistress MJ wishes to thank all of you wonderful bitches who celebrated Infomaniac's 3rd anniversary here on the weekend.
The morning-after-the-night-before began with gaiety and light.
Mssrs. XL and CyberPoof (having become better acquainted through their mutual distaste for sticky floors) brought Mistress MJ her morning coffee and Modifinil...
XL and Mistress MJ sharing a fag
Following a rousing exchange of bon mots, Mistress MJ arose to use the powder room.
“Will you look at the state of this place!” she gasped…
As you can see, there is much work to be done tidying up.
Houseboys must be rounded up and household duties appointed.
Mistress MJ does not wish to be disturbed until Wednesday.
Put on your jim-jams and join us as Infomaniac hosts its first Pyjama party!
The occasion?
Monday, March 23rd is Infomaniac’s 3rd anniversary!
And if that isn’t reason enough to celebrate, today is IVD’s birthday!…
IVD (left, in leopard print bikini) chats up a guest from our summer Pool Party)
But enough about him.
First things first: Mistress MJ will read the rollcall according to those who RSVPd to her invitation.
Kapitano, XL, Anonymous Boxer, Mago, CyberPete, Beast, Eroswings, Kaz, Miss Scarlet, EmmaK, Betty, First Nations, Garfer, Fabulastic, IVD, Old Knudsen, Leah, Geoff, Inner Voices, Ponita, Mutley, Carnalis, Manuel, Donn, Istvanski, Lulu LaBonne, Heff, Savannah, Ubermouth, Tony, and Tazzy & Piggy.
All present and accounted for? Any last minute late arrivals who couldn’t be bothered RSVP-ing despite the fact we sent out this invitation days ago? Update: *adds Famulus, Maxi Cane, Hoodchick and Random Chick to list*
Anyway, don’t bother skipping ahead, as you usually do, to see if we’ve talked about you again or not. Something came up over the weekend and Mistress MJ could not possibly feature each and every one of you here…hence trying to make up for it by naming you all on the rollcall. And you’ll not find your names linked to your blogs either. Do you think I get paid to sit here paying attention to such petty detail?
Right. Back to the pyjama party.
Security will be tight. Mistress MJ will frisk you at the door…
Dangerous materials will be confiscated…
The bar is open so remember…at a sleepover you don’t have to drive home so you can drink all you want!
But don’t drink so much that you have an accident!...
Before the festivities begin, let’s take note of THE HOUSE RULES!
No hogging all the space in bed…
No overhead lights. If you simply must engage in hanky panky, don’t turn on the lights and disturb everyone. Subtle lighting fixtures have been provided…
Bring your own towel…
Stay out of Mistress MJ’s wig closet!...
That means you, Donn!
No fighting over who gets to sleep beside Old Knudsen...
Anonymous Boxer will kick your arse if you reach for Old K’s cap
No Republicans…
All members of the Republican Party (USA) will be banished to the shed where The Houseboys will toss them an occasional crust of bread.
Bitches who flaunt the rules will be sent to the Pink Room…
Or worse… to the dreaded PLAID ROOM!...
Mistress MJ cannot possibly keep her eye on everyone so it’s up to each of you to supervise the goings-on. If you see someone misbehaving, feel free to play the disciplinarian…
Let’s see what some of you are wearing, shall we?...
Beast’s replaced his stinky duvet with a stinky sleeping bag…and, (surprise, surprise) a lady friend!...
Isn’t Manuel adorable?...
And did you read the slogan on EmmaK’s bib?... We bet you do, EmmaK!
Inner Voices (trying to blend in) looks proud of his special features jammies. Let’s hope he makes use of the drop seat this time! (tries to forget messy incident from last party).
CyberPete’s jammies have the same trap door feature but CyberPete has something else in mind…
“Yoohoo! Over here, boys!”
Now let’s have some fun!
What can you expect at Infomaniac’s Pyjama Party?
FOOD!
You have Istvanski to thank for the raw fish buffet. Help yourselves…
If you’re more of a meat lover, Ponita has prepared a kielbasa spread…
PILLOWFIGHTS!
I think we all know where this is leading…
What did I tell you?
MUSIC AND DANCING!
Get up on the dance floor and shake it with The Infomaniac Dancers AND The Infomaniac Orchestra!...
When you’re all good and tuckered out (i.e. drunk) we’ll settle down for a wee bit of quiet time.
XL, Mistress MJ’s Official Pillow Fluffer, has artfully arranged a number of pillows for your comfort…
XL appears to be overwhelmed by his duties
Of course there will be a bedtime story…
Mistress MJ will send a Houseboy out to the shed to read a bedtime story to the Republicans…
Beast wants us to pop in his fave DVD…
At the end of the night, The Houseboys will carry Mistress MJ to her private boudoir…
Drop by Infomaniac on Sunday, March 22nd and Monday, March 23rd for...
THE BIG EVENT OF THE SEASON!
RSVP and tell us what you’re bringing.
As the staff of Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, and The Infomaniac Dancers) are busy making preparations, there will be no new posts in the meantime.
If you’re looking for your Filthy Friday fix, why not revisit every Filthy Friday ever posted by clicking here.
All the way from Whatcom County in Washington State, it’s ...
FIRST NATIONS!
First Nations today
First Nations: teenage tart
First Nations: teenage terror
Correct answers were submitted by Random Chick, Famulus, Scarlet, and Betty.
But there can only be one prizewinner.
Mistress MJ wrote each hopeful’s name on a slip of paper and stuffed the slips under her lacy garter.
Mago (aka Franconia Man) was summoned to draw the names from beneath the garter on Mistress MJ’s thigh…with the provisio that he use his hands and not his teeth to make the draw.
And the winner is… drum roll …
FAMULUS!
Congratulations, Famulus! You are the lucky winner of the "Let's get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini" cocktail napkins…
Famulus, as you’ll recall, was our mystery teen from last week.
Before we go, we would like to say a word or two about Ms. Nations.
We are not gathered here today to discuss her magnificent heaving bosom. Au contraire. Rather, we stand in awe of her great intellect and talent.
For instance, did you know that Ms. Nations is an expert on dugongs? No, I didn’t think so.
Or did you know that she is a best-selling author? Purchase her book entitled, “Creating a Backyard Paradise: Turn Your Old Toilet or Truck Tires into Decorative Planters”.
Thanks to everyone who participated in the Teen Angst Competition.
Guess the identity of this teenaged Infomaniac bitch and win a prize!
Note: clicking the pics enhances your viewing pleasure!...
Our mystery blogger doesn’t have any photographs handy from her teen years so she’s sent us the above pics from her early 20s ... which technically qualifies her as a “youth” so we’ll take liberties and still call this a teen angst contest.
She has confirmed that she was a victim of prolonged angst. And hair products.
In the event of more than one correct answer, Mistress MJ will ask a lucky bystander to lift the elastic of her lacy garter belt where she has concealed the names of potential winners on tiny slips of paper. The bystander will present the selected slip of paper to Mistress MJ who will announce the winner asap.
We here at Infomaniac would like to hold more Teen Angst Competitions in future.
Were you a troubled teen?
Were you moody? Petulant? A dork? A nerd? Did your hair and fashion sense require an intervention?
Do you have the photographic evidence to prove it?
Then email your photo and you could be the next Teen Angst mystery blogger. (Email address is in our Blogger Profile.)
Note: Contest closes at 9:00 pm Pacific Daylight Time (PDT) on Tuesday, March 17th. For you UK readers, that’s 4:00 am on Wednesday, March 18th. The rest of you can use this handy World Clock to figure it out for yourselves.
Thanks to a comment from Random Chick, we were reminded of a series we started on Infomaniac last year entitled “Celebrity Arse”. So let’s start it up again, shall we?
Today’s request for Celebrity Arse comes from Random Chick in San Francisco. She wants to see . . .
Which celebrity’s arse would you like to see posted on Infomaniac? Leave a comment with your request. (Mistress MJ misplaced the previous list you gave to her.)
Note that your request does not guarantee that your fave celebrity’s arse will be posted. After all, Tony never did get his photo of Julie Andrews' arse so why should anyone else get special treatment?
Previous Celebrity Arses can be viewed here. They include Russell Brand, Gina Gershon (with bonus Stacy Keibler), Thierry Henry (with bonus Clive Owen), Jake Gyllenhaal, David Boreanaz and Monica Bellucci.
