Monday, March 23, 2020

Reasons to Celebrate

Eat me!


Help yourselves to the baked goods, Bitches.

It seems I'd forgotten that March 23rd is the 14th anniversary of this blog.

More importantly, I completely forgot that March 22nd was Mr. DeVice's birthday. 

Let's stuff ourselves silly, in celebration.  

20 comments:

  1. 14th?? But your blog doesn't look a day older than 13 (I got confused due to my advancing years).

    And, thank you!

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    1. You'll always be younger than The Mistress, if it's any consolation.

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  2. What happens when I eat the cookie that says Eat me?

    14 years? It high time to clean the cobwebs gurl, and put on some new bloomers! Now excuse me while I go stuff myself on Mr DeVive.

    I meant WITH Mr. DeVive.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Just like Alice in Wonderland, if you eat the cookie marked “Eat Me” you’ll shrink. You don’t want shrinkage, do you?

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  3. I'm pretty sure that your hot buns give the right mouth feeling.

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  4. Are those biscuits left over from your Bat mitzvah? If so, they're stale. Jx

    PS Happy annus, MJ, and happy 37th, Mr DeVine!

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    1. JON: They’re left over from Norma’s bar mitvah so they’re tougher than old boots.

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    2. Dear, you're confusing your
      biscuits with my elbows.

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  5. Sorry, I've been busy figuring out how I can die for my country so moronic youngsters can survive.

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  6. Happiest Anniversary to my favorite!

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  7. Happy Birthday, Mr Devine....and many apologies for my memory lapse. Appalling. But yes, I blame my age!!

    Happy Anniversary, Mistress!!! Thank you for the nibbles!!!
    SXXX

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    1. MISS SCARLET: Speaking of memory lapses, I hope you enjoyed your birthday, earlier this month.

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  8. Happy Blogoversary, Missus! xoxox It seems as if it was just yesterday we met!

    Happy Birthday, IDV!!! You're still a youngin to me! xoxox

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