I fell asleep at approximately 11:45 p.m. and was promptly awoken by fireworks at midnight. Invisible fireworks, I might add, as the fog was so thick. Happy New Year, Mistress Maddie!
My smut well has almost dried up. I may have to recycle some "greatest hits" from the past 16-going-on-17 years. *insert Liesl and Rolf musical moment from The Sound of Music here*
Darling, use a funnel! 💋
ReplyDeleteYou don't want to know where that funnel's been.
DeleteI can only guess.....
DeleteI'm just now getting around from all the festivities and company....Happy New Year Bitches!!!!
ReplyDeleteHope yours' was a good one MJ!!!
I fell asleep at approximately 11:45 p.m. and was promptly awoken by fireworks at midnight. Invisible fireworks, I might add, as the fog was so thick. Happy New Year, Mistress Maddie!
DeleteHappy 2023, dear MJ! Hopefully we may hear more from you, and your grand array of inappropriate smut, this year! Jx
ReplyDeleteMy smut well has almost dried up. I may have to recycle some "greatest hits" from the past 16-going-on-17 years. *insert Liesl and Rolf musical moment from The Sound of Music here*
ReplyDelete"My smut well has almost dried up."
DeleteOh my!
The euphemisms are flying tonight!
Norma, be glad I didn’t ask you Bitches to bite my dust.
DeleteHappy New Year sweetie
ReplyDeleteI pass my Smut Queen crown to Mr. Peenee.
DeleteWorks for me, sweetpea! Happy New Year! xoxo
ReplyDeleteI hope you enjoyed your birthday, Savvy.
DeleteI woke up at 11.45pm - just in time for the fireworks on the telly!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year, M'dear, and all the very best for 2023!
Sxxx
Happy New Year, Miss Scarlet! I think your country had the most impressive fireworks display of all.
DeleteI'm afraid no amount of drinking will instill enought Dutch courage to go out in public wearing that shawl.
ReplyDeleteRather belatedly: Happy New Year to you Very Mistress!!
Happy New Year, Mr. DeVice!
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