Friday, March 11, 2022

Weekend Wassailing

How closely does this resemble your plans for the weekend?...


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  1. Very similar, but with a lot less bloomer. I'm surprised he isn't wearing suspenders.

    1st today?

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    1. MADDIE: Confess. You’re parading about in your Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts.

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  2. Makes me recall Playtex girdle ads & them hawking longer lines.

    And then there's, ". . . One piece garment, zips up the back with no bone."

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    1. I don't think there's a bone in this one either.

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    2. NORMA & HAYWARD: I like to leave the bone in.

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  3. Similar, but I have more hair on my head. Jx

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    1. JON: If by “hair” you mean a wig.

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    2. What's that on your head? A wig
      What's that on your head? A wig
      I say what's that on your head? A wig!
      What's that on your head? A wig!

      Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig!

      Sally's gotta wig
      Ricky's gotta wig
      Baby's gotta wig
      Kate's gotta wig
      Fred's gotta cheap toupee
      Keith's gotta big bouffant on
      We all got wigs, so let's go

      On the neon, neon side of town!
      On the neon, neon side of town!


      Jx

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    3. JON: Someone's obviously gotten into the weekend spirit.

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  4. My candlestick is less vertically challenged...

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    1. MR. DeVICE: Does your candle burn at both ends?

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  5. I'll be searching the internet for men's bloomers.

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    1. PEENEE: Men's bloomers or the catalogue models?

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  6. I just came home. I opened a bottle of hooch, and I do not want to have any physical interaction with the big unwashed for the rest of my life.
    And if Sir Greghory or what'shis name stuffs one of these candles up his arse later in the evening or not, I wish him the best and all, and many kicks ; but he really should think about the choice of his undergarments, what he shows us here is not gentlemanlike I'd presume. It's for the gentleman who is through with it all.
    Like KEith.

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    1. MAGO: I suggest you take a week off and soak in the Gincuzzi.

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  7. Those BVD's are almost as big as Victoria's granny panties!

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    1. COOKIE: Victoria's secret will STAY secret in those granny panties.

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