Our next entry in the NINTH ANNUAL INFOMANIC GARDEN EVENT comes to us from Mr. DeVice in Norfolk, England.
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Seen here without his hoe |
The Mistress insists that you click to enlarge these garden photos.
p.s. Mr. Device's descriptions are underneath the photos.
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These are
the south-facing gardens of the new DeVice Mansion nearly five months
after moving in. It was just a swamp for the first month, then we had
the paysho (because “pat-ee-oh” is vulgar) extended
and the lawn laid a month later in March. The next two or three weeks
were spent digging bags and bags of manure into the now dry,
stone-filled concrete-like clay “soil”. The red greenhouse turned up in
May which was also when various plants were put in,
seeds were sown, and the three fruit trees in the lawn were planted. | |
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The paysho
as seen from the DeVice Mansion’s south-east wing in mid-July. And
before a “Banned by Infomaniac” sticker is slapped to my forehead, the
offending items are not mine – The Mother left
them there and I didn’t notice when I took the photo! Note from The Mistress: Oh right, blame your mother. | | |
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The shady spot behind the garage brightened up with some ferns, hostas, and beautiful foxgloves (again, from mid-July). |
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The view from the arbour in mid-August. That’s a small vegetable patch at the back next to the greenhouse. |
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My lovely Eucomis comosa
“Sparkling Burgandy” (aka Pineapple lilies which, I think, have
featured a few times in my Garden Photos Event photos?) on the paysho. Note from The Mistress: Go back to previous events and check it yourself, you lazy baggage. |
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When I’m
sick to death of everything and everyone else and need to get away, I
visit my little “garden” on the beach. Beyond those pretty little
flowers, amidst the marram grass, is my beach hideaway. |
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This is
it. I constructed the little inukshuks which are usually still standing
(mostly) whenever I return, which just goes to show that no one else
ventures into my patch when I’m not there (and
the sea rarely reaches this far in the summer). Well, apart from birds
and deer (their footprints are left in the sand). |
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This is the view – almost always free of human beings, fortunately. |
I need a Brit man in my life.....your all so talented with flora and fauna, and handling a nice stem. Beautiful Mr. Device
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Please apply through Infomaniac’s Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.
DeletePerhaps an evening out at the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge is in order?
DeleteI'm sure that after a few cock-a-tails, Mistress Maddie will wow us all with her stamens and low hanging fruit...?
All I can do is sob, and plead with The Mistress to file my garden photo away somewhere. Mr Devine and Jon are soooooooo good at gardens....
ReplyDeletePerhaps we could have a handwriting display next year instead? I think this is a grand idea.
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Ooh! An Infomaniac Art Club?
Deleteoooh!
DeleteDid someone stick a green thumb up your tuchas?
ReplyDeleteIf they did, I barely noticed. Too much time spent down the docks perhaps...
DeleteIt's showing huge promise, Mr DeVice, for one year's slog! And who knew you were such a handsome beast..? Jx
ReplyDeletePS We've fallen in love with Eucomis, and if our garden weren't so shady we would definitely grow more varieties - like 'Sparkling Burgundy'!
Much of it was just haphazard "plop it in and hope for the best", and it seems to have done all right. We'll see what next year brings.
DeleteOh, and thank you for the kind words - the "beast" bit is quite apt, as that photo was taken a few years ago on a 'dog day' (no effort made with hair or clothes as it was a Moom-walk on the beach - Moom was our dog).
I'm not yet convinced those aren't Mr. DeVice's pink Crocs in the paysho pic. His mother, indeed.
ReplyDeleteShe is forever leaving them laying around in full view of all and sundry! It's embarassing.
DeleteAnd to make matters worse, both Inexcuseable and Indescribable have seen fit to furnish my nieces' and nephew's little trotters with mini-Crocs. What is the world coming to?!?
Where I come from they don't pronounce the T in Pat-ee-oh it sounds something like pA-Eyo. It's true!
ReplyDeleteYour garden is looking great it'll look even better next year when it's been bedded in. I hope that is real grass and not that ghastly artificial stuff.
Thank you, Mitzi. You can rest assured that the grass is real.
DeleteAn, oh yes: pA-Eyo. We have that, too. Along with bu-uh (to be spread on toast), and wor-uh (to drink or bathe in).
That is a relief, I will sleep be'uh tonight knowing that.
DeleteMadly jealous, especially of the beach garden.
ReplyDeleteBoth gardens will be unusable imminently, thanks to the seasonal onslaught of rain and cold and murk.
DeleteNot today though, as the sun is out (first time in a week or more)!
I've never seen Eucomis here and suspect the tropical monsoon would be its undoing if I tried it.But have fond memories of one in the garden when I was a child.
ReplyDeleteMine seem to drink a lot of water during summer, if that helps...
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