Monday, July 08, 2019

House Guests

The Mistress is taking a few days off to entertain house guests. Considering her lack of hostess skills, this will be a challenge...


The Mistress will catch up with you Bitches when time permits. In the meantime, talk amongst yourselves.

14 comments:

  1. Just boil everything, and introduce the guests to the vodka fountain and all will be well.
    Sx

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  2. Strain the sauce through your pantyhose.

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  3. Get a takeaway and immerse yourselves in the gincuzzi... Jx

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  4. Will there be any leftovers? (I'm asking for a friend.)

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  5. there are no guests so picky that a sizable bag of cocaine cannot entertain.

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  6. All suggestions are being considered. Thanks, Bitches.

    And did you see what Dinahmow did? I wonder who that "friend" might be.

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  7. You're a regular Janie Jones! May I recommend a wall mounted hands free KY jelly dispenser and what Mrpeenee said.

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  8. Who's house are you entertaining these guests in? And do they know what they've let themselves in for?

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  9. Welcome back from your hols, Mitzi. My guests are rather staid in comparison to those of Miss Jones although one of them DID have a coke problem decades ago so best not to follow Peenee's advice.

    Mr. DeVice, I am in MY house and the air conditioning broke down while they were here during a HEAT WAVE. The Mistress is a mess. I don't know how much longer I can keep up appearances.

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  10. We need pillow fluffing and foot massage asap !

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