This is a ficus (Ficus benjamina ?) plant. It is not mine. It is in my doctor's waiting room. I figure I have paid for it many times over. So this is my entry this year.
Did I win yet?
Note: The Management reminds you that the Garden Photos Event is not a contest.
With talent like this, surely you won LX!
ReplyDeleteDoes NO ONE pay attention to The Management around here?
Deletemaddie: Thank you for your vote!
Deletemj: Another vote "for?"
DeleteWait Marianne Jacola....there's management? If your implying Norma at the front desk, I have news for you. She is blowing farts on the plastic covered sofa, then watching the air marks disappear. But I see she has disappeared. I think the last one backfired on her......
DeleteThis will knock all future entries into a cocked hat. Well done LX!
ReplyDeleteThe word in question is button. Ficus benjamina button.
mitzi: Thank you for your vote!
DeleteAnd also the clarification!
What are you wearing to the award ceremonies this year?
Delete@ Jeffery, something made of tin foil no doubt.
Deletejeffery & maddie: White tux with glitter as per usual.
DeleteHow are your chapped thighs LX are they any better?
Deletemitzi: I am hoping that The Mistress can spare some Bag Balm®.
DeleteIt's plastic. Jx
ReplyDeletejon: With fairy lights!
DeleteWe're VOTING now? Having we had enough of that?
ReplyDeleteAnd by Having I mean Haven't.
DeleteAmenable to Russian collusion, if that's what it takes!
DeleteCan't we give LX her own ficus
ReplyDeleteand make believe she won?
"You like me, you really like me!"
DeleteNorma dear,
ReplyDeleteSo generous to give,
a plant, sprig, or bush,
but your jungle needs thinning,
your prolapse, a push.
The generous nature you sell,
or better said, "portend",
is but the greedy being seedy,
out to win in the end.
Thinly veiled,
you are at best,
your garden pics,
a long-deflowered fest.
The bramble and vesicles,
amassed where you splay,
the riot of noxious,
the breeze blows our way.
Let LX glow,
in an entry divine.
From copay to deductible,
a borrowed submission is fine.
Whore-ticulture,
applies, dear, to thyne.
Others befriend visitors,
and clean where they dine.
mj: I nominate Testosterone as Official Poet Laureate of Infomaniac!
DeleteIs this accompanied with bongos?
DeleteHear hear!
DeleteWhat LX said.
DeleteYes, Testy is a phenom! And I'll get to go on stage when the Nobel is handed out!!!
Deletejeffery: Bongos? Cool, daddy-o!
ReplyDeleteYay! I'm throwing in another vote for Mr Lax to WIN, WIN, WIN!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSx
miss scarlet: Thank you! That counts as three votes "for!"
DeleteYou Bitches are having far too much fun, here.
ReplyDelete*applies BAG BALM to chafed areas*
mj: Well, yes...
DeleteIn that case, I am moving this along to our next entry.
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