Wednesday, December 12, 2018

LX's Garden Photo

The next entry in the EIGHTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT is LX from Texas. Take it away, LX!
 
This is a ficus (Ficus benjamina ?) plant. It is not mine. It is in my doctor's waiting room. I figure I have paid for it many times over. So this is my entry this year.

Did I win yet?

Note: The Management reminds you that the Garden Photos Event is not a contest.

31 comments:

  1. With talent like this, surely you won LX!

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    1. Does NO ONE pay attention to The Management around here?

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    2. maddie: Thank you for your vote!

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    3. Wait Marianne Jacola....there's management? If your implying Norma at the front desk, I have news for you. She is blowing farts on the plastic covered sofa, then watching the air marks disappear. But I see she has disappeared. I think the last one backfired on her......

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  2. This will knock all future entries into a cocked hat. Well done LX!

    The word in question is button. Ficus benjamina button.

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    1. mitzi: Thank you for your vote!

      And also the clarification!

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    2. What are you wearing to the award ceremonies this year?

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    3. @ Jeffery, something made of tin foil no doubt.

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    4. How are your chapped thighs LX are they any better?

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    5. mitzi: I am hoping that The Mistress can spare some Bag Balm®.

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  3. We're VOTING now? Having we had enough of that?

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    1. And by Having I mean Haven't.

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    2. Amenable to Russian collusion, if that's what it takes!

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  4. Can't we give LX her own ficus
    and make believe she won?

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  5. Norma dear,

    So generous to give,
    a plant, sprig, or bush,
    but your jungle needs thinning,
    your prolapse, a push.

    The generous nature you sell,
    or better said, "portend",
    is but the greedy being seedy,
    out to win in the end.

    Thinly veiled,
    you are at best,
    your garden pics,
    a long-deflowered fest.

    The bramble and vesicles,
    amassed where you splay,
    the riot of noxious,
    the breeze blows our way.

    Let LX glow,
    in an entry divine.
    From copay to deductible,
    a borrowed submission is fine.

    Whore-ticulture,
    applies, dear, to thyne.
    Others befriend visitors,
    and clean where they dine.

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    1. mj: I nominate Testosterone as Official Poet Laureate of Infomaniac!

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    2. Is this accompanied with bongos?

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    3. Yes, Testy is a phenom! And I'll get to go on stage when the Nobel is handed out!!!

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  6. Yay! I'm throwing in another vote for Mr Lax to WIN, WIN, WIN!!!!!!
    Sx

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    1. miss scarlet: Thank you! That counts as three votes "for!"

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  7. You Bitches are having far too much fun, here.

    *applies BAG BALM to chafed areas*

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