Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Covfefe Coffee Klatch

Perplexed about Drumpf's use of the non-word "covfefe," The Mistress and Norma decided he meant "coffee klatch" or "Kaffeeklatsch"...



Won't you join us?

19 comments:

  1. Make Covfefe Great Again!

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  2. I like my coffee like my presidents: black.

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  3. I would love to, but currently getting my klatched cleaned.

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    1. It's about time, Mistress Maddie.

      The fumes were choking us.

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    2. Took it by the car wash again Mistress Maddie???

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    3. Who need a bidet with the high power jet sprays.

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  4. I have a caffee amaretto please - if amaretto is out, I am happy with any spirit that explodes the cup ... Nice dishes by the way, family heirloom or flea market ?

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    1. MAGO: The dishes? Something we picked up on vacation.

      Besides a couple of bachelors.

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    2. Marché aux puces or mercato delle pulci sounds so more haut de gamme ... I hope they lived up to the expectations, one can't be sure with those lazy fuckers, tah !

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  5. A bigly Covfefe skinny Latté? Jx

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  6. I assume Mr. Trump's nightly Boone's Farm and Nyquil cocktail had kicked in and he was tweeting blind again.

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    1. PEENEE: Nyquil cocktail?

      More likely he was furiously wanking and THEN dozed off.

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  7. It seems like you've got the coffee covered, so what about the gossip? Have you found out how much Norma paid for that hideous dress, yet?

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    1. Did I say hideous? I meant haute couture.

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    2. MR. DeVICE: Say what you will about the pound shop (or the dollar store, as we call it,) the bargains can’t be beat.

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