Thursday, June 02, 2016

Crocs Overload

How many Crocs is too many? We here at Infomaniac say ONE pair of Crocs is too many but chef Mario Batali has taken it to ridiculous heights.



Batali owns 200 pairs of Crocs!!!... all of them orange. To match his ginger hair, we presume.

Most of you Bitches are aware of The Mistress's intense hatred of Crocs. So...

We want his head on a plate!...

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  1. Mistress Maddie1:13 PM, June 02, 2016

    Hell, I'll help you put the lazy asses head on a platter. Thank goodness I don't see many around here anymore.

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    1. The Mistress7:35 PM, June 04, 2016

      MISTRESS MADDIE: What? Not many Crocs where you are?

      I’m moving to your part of the world! Oh wait… there’s the Trump issue.

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  2. dinahmow4:07 PM, June 02, 2016

    Creeps in very quietly and whispers "I have a pair for garden work." Then runs like hell!

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  3. Anonymous5:10 PM, June 02, 2016

    The COOK, the CROCK, the BARF - an étude by Greenaway ...

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    1. normadesmond10:09 PM, June 02, 2016

      i'll skip this course, thank you.

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    2. The Mistress7:36 PM, June 04, 2016

      MAGO: An original composition, no doubt.

      NORMA: We charge a fee for skipping the main course.

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  4. Jon DeepBlue5:16 PM, June 02, 2016

    There's more...

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    1. The Mistress7:37 PM, June 04, 2016

      HUGGY JON: Stick THIS on your forehead!

      I’m going to need to order more stickers.

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  5. Jon5:50 PM, June 02, 2016

    Crocs of shite, I say! Jx

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  6. eroswings6:59 PM, June 02, 2016

    Well orange is the most noticeable safety color, warning people to "Watch Out! Wide Load" approaching!!!

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    1. The Mistress7:37 PM, June 04, 2016

      EROS: I’d prefer it if he’d stick a couple of traffic cones on his feet, in that case.

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  7. normadesmond10:10 PM, June 02, 2016

    you must be thrilled that someone adores
    him as much as you do. that still life says it all.

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    1. The Mistress7:38 PM, June 04, 2016

      NORMA: I need a cold compress and a lie down.

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  8. Ms Scarlet6:48 AM, June 03, 2016

    You could make a small boat from 200 pairs of crocs... just saying.
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress7:38 PM, June 04, 2016

      SCARLET: I’m thinking, “Man overboard!”

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  9. Mitzi 12:24 PM, June 03, 2016

    Whenever I see a display of crocs I always think of you and Camila Batmanghelidjh.

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    1. The Mistress7:39 PM, June 04, 2016

      MITZI: Camila Batmanghelidjh? I see what you mean.

      And welcome back from your hols.

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  10. savannah10:05 AM, June 04, 2016

    Ewwwwww. That's it, sugarpie. xoxoxo

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  11. LẌ10:08 AM, June 04, 2016

    This Just In: Crocs Health Warning.

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    1. The Mistress7:40 PM, June 04, 2016

      LX: How can I ever unsee Helen Mirren wearing Union Jack Crocs?

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    2. Jon7:54 PM, June 04, 2016

      Or indeed that mess that passes for Jack Nicholson these days? Jx

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    3. The Mistress8:02 PM, June 04, 2016

      JON: Gah!!!

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  12. Inexplicable DeVice5:38 AM, June 05, 2016

    Dear gods! That's even more repellant than The Things' Head Crab. Are all those little Crocs placed there ready for when the legs sprout?

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