Sunday, December 20, 2015

Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)



Which one of your family members always gets the drunkest during the holidays?


Note: Do not press "play" to listen to one of the worst Christmas
songs of all time. Not even if you prefer the John Denver version.

12 comments:

  1. does it count if aunt ethel farted
    after a swig of mogen david?

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    1. that's right blame aunt ethel for letting one sip.

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  2. ME OF COURSE!!!

    ***chastely kisses Mistresses feet as is proper whilst sipping third Espresso Martini***

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  3. I would say The Mother. But none of the DeVices get really drunk anymore - Not since Cousin Inscrutable DeVice put away nearly a gallon of cooking sherry one Christmas morning while preparing the turkey, and ended up blowing the village to kingdom come when he was burned at the stake that afternoon. It was so embarassing!

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  4. Everybody gets drunk in my family and then we climb on the kitchen table a start strip teasing!

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  5. Well, from what I can remember and piece together...I'd say Aunt Babs or a close second, yours truly. Hard to tell, since we both had lampshades on our heads, dancing, while singing carols.

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  6. I had an elderly Cousin Louise who used to have a glass too much of Reunite Lambrusco, get very cherry for about half and hour, and then usually slip quietly under the dining room table. Generally, that was the signal that it was time for the relatives to go hom...

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    1. Whoops - "cheery," that should be. The other wouldn't have been a factor since the Harding administration...

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  7. Always and always, my father, who would be a cheap scotch soaked sponge by the middle of the afternoon. I dealt with it by not going back there at Christmas.

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