Wednesday, May 07, 2014

Public Service Announcement #28

A man was reportedly doing naked push-ups right before a vehicle struck and killed him in Portland, Oregon on Sunday.



Police officers responded after receiving a call about a man running naked in traffic. They received other calls reporting that the man was doing push-ups in the roadway and was struck by a vehicle. He died at the scene.

Let this be a reminder to you not to play in the middle of the road. Instead, we invite you to use the Infomaniac Gymnasium.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

10 comments:

  1. Yet another excellent example of natural selection in action, as Norma mentioned in the previous post.

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  2. Yet another excellent example of road trash. People should have listened to Lady Bird Johnson.

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  3. Are push ups advisable anywhere? With or without clothes?
    Sx

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  4. Ah yeah ... a bit carried away, good man ... care for some mushrooms ?

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  5. Oh dear. Talk about a different take on a speed bump.

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  6. ah yes, that rare desert flower
    that springs forth from asphalt.

    where's another semi when you need one?

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  7. You can see the driver tried to stop by the long skid mark :/

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  8. Is this really a separate Public Service Announcement or merely an extension of the "Please do not drive distracted" one? The two seem related somehow.

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  9. YAY! BEE-BEE-DEE-BOP - STRECH - SLAP!

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  10. The man in the photo is just asking for me to park my bike.

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