Monday, February 17, 2014

Houseboys Hoovering

Please lift up your feet and allow the Houseboys to vacuum the carpets...


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  1. That is no way to treat a crevice attachment.
    Are they preparing for your homecoming?
    Sx

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  2. Some seems to have misread the instructions.

    Hugs
    Jon

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  3. Kind of anticlimactic series I guess.

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  4. Quick, call the doctor! That vacuum has that bull dyke's clit!

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  5. sherman's abusing his dial-a-matic
    and his warranty will be voided.

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  6. I appreciate how Sherman has mounted his Certificate of Good Housekeeping on the wall, but really, it's time for a new uniform, in a slightly larger size.

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  7. "Goodness is achieved not in a vacuum, but in the company of other men, attended by love." - Saul Bellow

    Jx

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    1. how right....when faced by man & machine, saul bellow really knew what to fuck.

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  8. What the hell is with this place and slipcovers and velveteen sofas?

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    1. and Antimacassars, doilies, plastic runners in hallways and those fussy things that go around light switches. Long live bad taste!

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    2. "fussy things that go around light switches" - ? You are speaking in tongues, Mitzi ?

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    3. Tongs? I thought she was talking about condoms?

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    4. I think Mitzi may be referring to shit like this... Jx

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    5. Jon , dear, don't give MJ any ideas for switch plates. Her idea would be a plate that looks like a man, and when the light switch flips on.........instant hard on!

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    6. Oh Jon - people actually DO this ?

      I think she's happy enough with her glow-in-the-dark-dildo, Mistress Maddie ...

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    7. I was thinking more of these protective frames that go around light switches.

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    8. Oh I see. Quite a nice array. I think I'll pick this one.

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  9. My Miele has got a very powerful suck.

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    1. May I recommend some Vaseline around the hose before insertion dear. Otherwise a embarrassing call will be on the horizon........

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