Sunday, February 02, 2014

Eight Miles High

Mistress MJ remains aloft (and aloof) but in the meantime she wishes to assure you that ...



...Infomaniac Airlines was not involved in this incident.

30 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. It says that alcohol is 'believed' to have been involved...
      Had it been Infomaniac Airlines, alcohol would have been 'known' to be involved.

      Delete
  2. people having sex in the air is not something they come across frequently.

    What do they come across frequently.... my guess is nekkid old men draped across Candlewick bedspreads....

    Sx

    ReplyDelete
  3. "Infomaniac Airlines was not involved in this incident"

    Interesting wording. That leads me to believe that Mistress MJ was!

    ReplyDelete
  4. First.

    High as a kite, darling ?
    Well done.
    It's good to have you on top.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Oh, and sorry, I forget earlier - a little song.

      Delete
  5. It is good know that at least someone uses up their "Frequent Flyer" points? It makes all that liquor cabinet re-stocking worth it and goodness knows with the rate of drinking that's gone on in your absence... you'll be sky high again before you know it!...

    But I thought you already had a lifetime membership to the 8 Mile High Club Darling...

    ReplyDelete
  6. leave it to you to have a
    plexiglass dildo you can pilot.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. See, I had the feeling there was some sort of dildo involved in this long absence!

      Delete
  7. Meanwhile from Earth MJ gives a whole new meaning to flying the Brown Eye. The flights are as quick as goose shit going through a brass horn.

    ReplyDelete
  8. "Alcohol is believed to have been involved." And the bitch was "vulgar" (I love that part,) and kicked a cop and claimed her age was 24. Sounds like MJ to me.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yup - that "alcohol is believed..." bit is the least necessary sentence in the whole history of what passes for journalism.

      As for Diana Prince, I always thought that in that airplane she looked like the digestive system of one of the smaller tropical fish in my mother's aquarium. Which is presumably not the effect they were going after.

      Isn't is about time for Lynda Carter to have a "tired and emotional" and/or "exhausted and dehydrated" scandal? It's been a while since we had a nice tawdry vintage TV moment...

      Delete
  9. okay, enough is enough...
    would someone please land this thing?

    ReplyDelete
  10. It is very quiet here. I will shake my maracas and jingle my hobnobs in hope that something will happen.
    Sx

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I have just made myself a cup of tea and a hobnob would just do nicely.

      Delete
    2. I have also made myself a cup of tea and am dunking dark chocolate.
      I am also watching The Voice and listening to the gale force winds outside.

      Delete
    3. Are you blown away, MsScarlet ?

      Delete
    4. I am still here. Just. My windows are filthy... sand I reckon, from beaches 15 miles away!
      Sx

      Delete
    5. When the sea foam comes creeping up to your house you may consider another move ? The Alps or Franconian hinterland may be a good choice.

      Delete
    6. You never know, it might come to that!
      Sx

      Delete
  11. Full throttle for take off. What's going on in the cockpit is the man resting after trying to find your Black Box?

    ReplyDelete
  12. When you pause from those projects, have a look into the living rooms of stars' parents ; except Zappa, who himself has a strange taste in decoration.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Well that's what happens when you show a Kristen Stewart movie on the plane. People would rather be in the bathroom and make their own entertainment instead.

    I take it that the polar vortex has blown Infomaniac Airlines off course. Here's to hoping the rest of your followers are getting blown the right way.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Please Mistress, you've got to come back ASAP. It'S TERRIBLE. I've just learned that Ms Scarlet has sold her soul to the Dark Side and since your hiatus she has spend all her time on Facebook. God knows how many other bitches have surrender to the grip of that viscious Evil.

    They might be coming after me...

    COME BAAAAAAAAAAACK!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. It is true! I am slipping into the abyss. I need saving.
      Sx

      Delete
    2. Damsel in Distress !

      I'm sorry MsScarlet, I have no savings left.

      Delete
  15. According to this newsflash the 13th is Mistress' Day - but isn't any day Mistress' Day ?

    ReplyDelete
  16. What the Sam Hill is going on in here? Someone tell Miss Scarlet to get a grip. In fact, ALL of you get a grip.

    And yes, EVERY day is Mistress Day.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Blimey... I thought you were in Russia! Long story...
      Sx

      Delete