Thursday, January 09, 2014

The Gayest Thing You've Ever Done


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Our Jason once declared here that he had just got back from seeing the fabulous Miss Patti Lupone and that except for maybe the anal sex he once had backstage with Judy Garland in drag while quoting Oscar Wilde, this was the gayest thing he'd ever done.

Naturally, this got Mistress MJ thinking...

What is the gayest thing YOU'VE ever done?

28 comments:

  1. I saw EVITA with Miss Patti Lupone

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  2. I enjoy singing along to Shirley Bassey records?
    Sx

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  3. Can "Kundalini meditation" be considered as a gay thing?

    I don't think I'll get my Gay Badge of Honour anytime soon.

    *sigh*

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  4. draped a jabot over a window, while setting someone's hair, while putting the final flourishes on a cake, and while grooming a yorkie...all with my back stiffly arched!

    SNAP!

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  5. My mind is blank. I think I must be in denial.

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  6. began faithfully following this blog and all of the Mistress' orders.

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  7. You know, I really should have made this into a contest.

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  8. Flashed my ass in a thong for hours in the middle of Port Everglades (Ft. Lauderdale) on a speed boat named "Tres Gai".

    Do I win?

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    1. We may have a competition of a different kind on our hands.

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  9. When I was six, I helped my great aunts stage a garage sale where they sold off gobs of costume jewelry in plastic baggies for a nickel. I bought all of it, plus a big white patent leather snap purse to haul it all around.

    We went to a department store where I insisted on carrying my new purse. My dad nearly had a heart attack but my mother gave him that look that said, don't draw attention to it! I soon grew tired of carrying twenty pounds of jewels and decided to focus on busting into my neighbors house to riffle through Mrs. Mitchell's closet and to watch Mr. Mitchell taking a shower through a clear glass enclosure.

    This all happened on the same day.

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    1. AyeM8y ups the ante.

      Or "auntie" in his case.

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    2. God bless your Mama. Seriously.

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  10. AyeM8y sounds a brilliant person to know and especially to relax with. A fund of stories, I'm sure.

    After my epic fail, I can only offer Scotland's answer to 'not heterosexual' - http://m.stv.tv/news/tayside/259407-andrew-davidson-tried-to-have-sex-with-drinks-trolley-on-board-train/. Though frankly, if any of us had tried such a thing, we'd have succeeded. The drinks trolley has never attempted to resist me, for a start.

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    1. Now I understand the lyrics, "making love to his tonic and gin" in Billy Joel's "Piano Man" song.

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  11. Where does one begin..? Being all straight'n'all. Jx

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    1. Judy Garland's hat?

      DID you ever wash your hair again?

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    2. Once I got drunk wearing Liza's rhinestone bowler, that was gay...

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  12. C3PO.

    Although, we did get through a lot of Castrol GTX which practically makes me a mechanic, so instead I'll have to say 'John Inman'.

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  13. Um...I don't do gay things. They do *me*

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  14. I once had a ride on a strutting cock at the Yumbo Centre in Gran Canaria it was one of those coin operated rides and couldn't resist.

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  15. I used to put on my gay apparel and dance and sing on the stage...

    I was a shepherd in the Xmas play.

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  16. I'll never forget the time I fought with another boy over who was going to wear the sparkly tutu... We punched each other after arguing and squealing a lot.
    I eventually won... I bit him on the wrist... He want running off crying to his Mummy while i donned the prize. Sadly my victory was short lived... It turned out that His Mummy... Was the kindergarten teacher!...
    I spent the rest of the day outside sitting on the veranda... Not wearing my hard fought for prize and was still there wondering what i'd done wrong when my Mummy came to pick me up... I only wanted to wear the pretty dress darlings...

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  17. At the age of 8 - I made my self Wonder Woman bracelets, tiara and belt from cardboard. Put them on. And spun around outside all day for everyone to see. My mother was horrified :)

    Now THAT'S gay.

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