Thursday, December 26, 2013

The Arse End of Christmas


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Well? Are you Bitches surviving the so-called "most wonderful time of the year?"

Any casualties? Craziness? Crankiness? Capers? Cock?

22 comments:

  1. First.

    BAH HUMBUG! Glad it's over. All that and no candy cane up my jacksy... Jx

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    1. JON: I’m sure you have alternate ways of obtaining a jolly jacksy.

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  2. I ended up making breakfast for the gayborhood xmas morning.

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  3. I hope that's not Miss Scarlet's hard candy stick he has employed... otherwise I'm quite sure there will be hell to pay...

    In other news... after a full day feasting with family and friends I'm now laying "guts up" on the couch recovering... and thankyou for asking darling...

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    1. PRINNY: You deserve a break after sewing all those costumes for ducks.

      The rest of you Bitches really need to see these to believe them so click on the link.

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  4. Well, there was the exploding chestnuts incident...

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    1. WALLY: Your nuts are continually going off like firecrackers.

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  5. Interesting photograph of Millie Circus without ye olde photoshoppe.

    No C here, just waiting for this rotten year to end.
    Three Crosses !

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  6. Merry Christmas to you Milk Jugs! I'm frickin exhausted. May your new year be filled with a breast reduction and crocs. Xoxo

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: That’s the WRONG C word!

      Banned!!!

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    1. LX: Banned for mentioning The Shame of Canada.

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  8. a Hard Candy Christmas indeed.

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  9. Sadly, I haven't had any cock over the Festive Period as my Brazilian fuck-puppet is currently on holiday in Outer Mongolia but I did rather enjoy the picture above you posted. He's not wearing Hot Pants, he's wearing Ho Ho Ho Pants. I once tried to shove the Angel from the top of the Christmas tree up my jacksy in a moment of Christmas boredom whilst watching the Queen give her afternoon monologue to the colonies. It was the most delightful experience I can remember. Christmases aren't what they used to be, are they?

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    1. FANNY LOVE: When Madonna sings “you’re an angel in disguise” she must be referring to that incident.

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    2. Yes, Madonna was indeed referring to that unfortunate incident when I impaled myself on a Christmas tree Angel. Lady Gaga can step aside, Madonna has always been my number 1!

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  10. I have been so out of the loop with the "in" folks so please explain what my jacksy is or if I have one. Is it my butt
    hole or is it that thing in the trunk of my car that supposedly has a purpose, or neither

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    1. PUGGERPETE: Good to have you back in town.

      As for your jacksy/jacksie, you’re sitting on it!

      It’s British slang, by the way.

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