Friday, December 27, 2013

Christmas at IKEA

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  1. Poor baby. I wonder what he's up to these days.

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  2. Ikea is on my shit list as they removed a lesbian couple from the ikea catalog distributed in Russia. Which reminds me, it is time for me to return to the Russian Front. Putin's anti gay games are in a few weeks. Never trust a Russian.

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  3. ah, if i could only return to those carefree days when
    a monkey and a hylktström picture hook could make
    the year seem bright.

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  4. We need to get some gerbils to dress up as elves now and Christmas will be complete.
    Can the monkey assemble flat pack furniture?
    Sx

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  5. Does one get one free with every purchase?

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  6. Like the monkey, I always feel a little lost and abandoned in the IKEA maze.

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  7. Looks so damn happy, that monkey.

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  8. Piss on the monkey; let's talk about IKEA. Bitch got all snotty with me at the loading area when he said that my 6 ft. bookcase kit wouldn't fit in my Mini Cooper. Told that ho to cut it in half and I'd have 2 three ft. bookcases. Got even snottier and asked me if I was crazy. I proudly said yes and had anger management issues and he was about to see a demo.

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