Sunday, November 03, 2013

Party Games

In Mistress MJ's absence, she has arranged a party and a party game for you Bitches.


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  1. I say we call Maddie "Gulp Guppy", because she swims in gin & can open her mouth three times the diameter of her head...

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    1. Listen Pickle Bottoms, I'll have you know that trick comes in handy at many a orgy.

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  2. Peewee! Hot Hobnob! Creative Willy!
    Sx

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    1. I see where you're going with this, Mister Olivedrab...

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    2. "The sister is a mister from a sex-change in Spain ..."

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  3. i so love clara cluck.

    and it rhymes with 'not a bettah fuck!'

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    1. Next thing you know, Stable Mable here will be popping them off with her getto slang.

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  4. I've given all my neighbours names such as Angelina whisk and serve, Div vy Margaret, Hungry Hippo Debbie, Irene Greengage, Mandy Cakemixture and Pussy Golightly to name but a few. Beats pinning the tail on a donkey.

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    1. There is one here I use to call "Rott-in-hell-damn-bitch". Not very originally I know.

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  5. Same thing with bosses at work: Mr Pumpkinhead, Mr Shortarms, and the CEO: PileMan the Great (he once forgot his h*m*rrh*idal ointment in the meeting room and guess who was asked to look for it. *throws up*

    Btw, it's great to be here again. :)
    *cries tiny tear of joy*

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    1. Must have been the highlight of the meeting when he applied it!

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    2. I didn't have the dubious pleasure of witnessing his performances, Mago. He reserved them for the chairman, LOL.

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  6. I would make one for Herr Mago that says "Historiker" using Fraktur Font.

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  7. I always think of him as my 'Lime Jello Jigglemeister'.

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  8. What the hell is going on in here?

    You Bitches have made Ms. Nations reappear!

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