Friday, January 04, 2013

Checking in With the Kitchen Queens

No doubt you're wondering what's happened to our Kitchen Queens since the Kitchen Queen Contest.


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Jealous of her Salty Ding Dong, they've locked Norma in the closet!

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  1. And don't bogart the vinegar, Norma!

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  2. Sprinkling liberally with carb soda before using the vinegar should give the old girl a little zing...

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  3. if i don't get something alkaline inside my
    twat soon, it may remain puckered permanently.

    on second thought...

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    1. Have you got a twist of lemon stuck up there, Norma?

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    2. the vinegar dissolved it. rind, pith & pie.

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  4. Would it be terribly rude of me to shove norma a hygienic syringe under the door filled with Blue Dawn & Vinegar?

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    1. Since when has rudeness stopped you, Margaret?

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    2. Never.
      Shoving.

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    3. margaret, my piss is blue dawn & vinegar.

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  5. Do you suppose the IKEA monkey likes salted Ding Dong's?

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