Thursday, September 08, 2011

Look Through Any Window

Look through any window.

Well, preferably your kitchen window.


Now aim your camera at the view outdoors and take a photograph.

If you don’t have a window in your kitchen, you can still participate in this event.

Your assignment, should you choose to accept it (and you will accept it, Bitches) is to photograph the view from your kitchen window.

Lest you feel uncomfortable showing us the entire scene from your window for privacy reasons, a portion of the view will do, no matter how small.

If you don’t have a kitchen window, choose any other window in your house…just let us know which room you’re looking out from.

Email your kitchen window view to Mistress MJ (email address is in my Blogger Profile,) and do so before the deadline of Friday, September 16th. That gives you Bitches more than a week to get your collective arses in gear.



Note: A little background on this assignment for you, Bitches.

It all started back in 2008 with a post by Mr. Frobisher (who is currently too busy performing as a drag “artiste” to blog) when he latched onto a "view from your kitchen window" meme. You can see Mr. Frobisher’s kitchen window post here.

Recently, our witchy friend Inexplicable DeVice picked up the meme and posted the view from his kitchen window, as seen here.

Now it’s YOUR turn, Bitches!

UPDATE: Feel free to include a little blurb about your window view too, if you wish!

32 comments:

  1. The Mistress will be showing us her view, right?

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  2. Good thing I cleaned it when you asked if I had one!

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  3. maybe i can get thombeau to stand outside my kitchen window since he's the the velva-tized one now.

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  4. i think i can do this, sugar! xoxoxo

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  5. I have done it. Will send later... off to the dentist now.
    Sx

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  6. LX: The Mistress will be showing us her view, right?

    Usually it’s all about YOU but I’ll make an exception this time and join in.

    COREYJO: Good thing I cleaned it when you asked if I had one!

    Don’t you have houseboys to do that FOR you?

    Like Jon, for example?

    NORMADESMOND: maybe i can get thombeau to stand outside my kitchen window since he's the the velva-tized one now.

    When Thom refers to being “smothered in secret sauce,” is he talking about Velva Cream?

    SAVANNAH: i think i can do this, sugar!

    I think you can, I think you can.

    SCARLET: I have done it. Will send later... off to the dentist now.

    Your dentist woes can be traced directly to your frequent trips to the sherbet fountain.

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  7. I'll have to wait until someone taller enters my abode, as I cannot reach the stupid kitchen window. So yes, it gets pretty dirty up there... but I don't want to spoil the surprise.

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  8. I wasn't sure when the new crew was cuming in, Oh wait, There they are now! :)

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  9. ok I've sent mine in

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  10. STACIA: I'll have to wait until someone taller enters my abode, as I cannot reach the stupid kitchen window. So yes, it gets pretty dirty up there... but I don't want to spoil the surprise.

    May I suggest installing a hydraulic hair salon chair in your kitchen?

    Whenever you want to see out the window, you can pump it up!

    COREYJO: I wasn't sure when the new crew was cuming in, Oh wait, There they are now! :)

    They’re headed for the gazebo … apparently to play “ball.”

    NURSEMYRA: ok I've sent mine in

    And it’s a beauty!

    BOXER: I'll take mine tonight. Fun!

    Funtastic!

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  11. OK fine... I'll try to get myself a camera...

    1 L. of water,
    1 tbsp of Palmolive
    2 tbsp. of rubbing alcohol
    best homemade Windex...

    Love your "monkeys", Corey Jo! :)

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  12. I'm surprised that you didn't use the words "rear window"! Or "back door", for that matter. Or "arsehole".

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  13. So, in that video clip, are the Hollies playing at an extremely polite jail, or an English poofter convention or what?

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  14. One of my favorite songs ever, been singing it most of my life!

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  15. Ooh, I'm so mad at myself. The cutest little snakey snake was crawling outside my kitchen window today and I forgot to get a picture of it. I am my own worst enemy.

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  16. DEEP BLUE: OK fine... I'll try to get myself a camera...

    1 L. of water,
    1 tbsp of Palmolive
    2 tbsp. of rubbing alcohol
    best homemade Windex...

    Love your "monkeys", Corey Jo! :)


    For a moment I thought you were composing another Haiku.

    THOMBEAU: I'm surprised that you didn't use the words "rear window"! Or "back door", for that matter. Or "arsehole".

    Either you’re psychic or you know me too well.

    The “back door” reference is part of a future post title.

    PEENEE: So, in that video clip, are the Hollies playing at an extremely polite jail, or an English poofter convention or what?

    It’s a polite poofter convention.

    You know how polite we Canadians and the Brits can be.

    WALLY: One of my favorite songs ever, been singing it most of my life!

    So you were at that poofter convention?

    STACIA: Ooh, I'm so mad at myself. The cutest little snakey snake was crawling outside my kitchen window today and I forgot to get a picture of it. I am my own worst enemy.

    Didn’t he ask you to take him in, oh tender woman?

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  17. It's Fryday ... am I the only one who feels a bit, well ... unusual today? Like left out by the roadside, abandoned and ashamed ... or did I simply miss something?

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  18. Hooray, I'm going from a small windowless kitchen to one with a sliding door out onto a balcony with a leafy view! Happy Weekend, y'all!

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  19. Where's the Filth?

    Oh, Its on the window...
    *scribbles down Deep Blues haiku recipe*

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  20. I haven't been around the bloggyverse much lately, but I am coming back for this one...so cool.

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  22. Has someone lost Mago? I found him standing outside on the sidewalk this morning clutching a bottle in a paper bag in one hand and the tattered remnants of his dignity in the other. Or whatever that was.

    Oh, you are gonna LOOOOVE my kitchen window shot. Its gonna be the same one I sent Frobi (beloved ratso, highly reflective rodent of my dreams) only....different. Yeah.

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  23. It's the cold cleanyliness of the unfilth around us that made me do it, your 'onour ...

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  24. I'm in. Our youngest Neicey is in for a visit. So tmorrow she can ask "Cookie, what do you think you are doing?" and I can tell her that "Mistress commands that I do this," so she has a fun story to tell her friends when she goes back to Chicago.

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  25. I will send along a shot as instructed. What fun!

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  26. OK.
    A big, fat, hairy old man wearing nothing but American flag underpants, and riding an old beat up lawnmower towing a trailer, just rode into my driveway. All the way into my driveway. And sat staring into my garage. Then rode off.

    Now he's riding down the sidewalk staring in through my front window.

    THIS AINT A JOKE, KIDS. THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING.

    Would anyone care to tell my why God hates me?? WHY DO YOU HATE ME GOD??????

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  27. God has absolutely nothing to do with that. It's only those evil pharmaceutical companies that are trying to find better ways to poison us!

    Got camera. Picutres taken.
    Hugs
    Jon

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  28. MAGO: It's Fryday ... am I the only one who feels a bit, well ... unusual today? Like left out by the roadside, abandoned and ashamed ... or did I simply miss something?

    Stick out your ridin’ thumb.

    I said your THUMB.

    LA DIVA CUCINA: Hooray, I'm going from a small windowless kitchen to one with a sliding door out onto a balcony with a leafy view! Happy Weekend, y'all!

    Hallelujah!

    PRINCESS: Where's the Filth?
    Oh, Its on the window...
    *scribbles down Deep Blues haiku recipe*


    I just KNEW that someone would complain about a lack of filth on Friday.

    Yet no one even noticed the lack of wenis on Wednesday.

    LEAH: I haven't been around the bloggyverse much lately, but I am coming back for this one...so cool.

    Yay!

    And welcome back.

    NATIONS: Has someone lost Mago? I found him standing outside on the sidewalk this morning clutching a bottle in a paper bag in one hand and the tattered remnants of his dignity in the other. Or whatever that was.
    Oh, you are gonna LOOOOVE my kitchen window shot. Its gonna be the same one I sent Frobi (beloved ratso, highly reflective rodent of my dreams) only....different. Yeah.


    That wasn’t his dignity he was holding.

    I am perturbed that Frobi, oh excuse me, MAVIS BOYLE, is too busy flouncing about at gay bingo karaoke nights to blog.

    Did you remember to put some clothes on whilst you were standing in the window taking the photo?

    MAGO: It's the cold cleanyliness of the unfilth around us that made me do it, your 'onour ...

    It’s about to get even cleaner.

    A new post will appear at some point this weekend and you’ll see what I mean.

    COOKIE: I'm in. Our youngest Neicey is in for a visit. So tmorrow she can ask "Cookie, what do you think you are doing?" and I can tell her that "Mistress commands that I do this," so she has a fun story to tell her friends when she goes back to Chicago.

    I loved having fun uncles.

    You must also dress in something sparkly and tell her I commanded you to do so.

    WW: I will send along a shot as instructed. What fun!

    Hooray!

    NATIONS: OK.
    A big, fat, hairy old man wearing nothing but American flag underpants, and riding an old beat up lawnmower towing a trailer, just rode into my driveway. All the way into my driveway. And sat staring into my garage. Then rode off.
    Now he's riding down the sidewalk staring in through my front window.
    THIS AINT A JOKE, KIDS. THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING.
    Would anyone care to tell my why God hates me?? WHY DO YOU HATE ME GOD??????


    Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I’ve got news for you…

    He’s removed his underpants and he’s peeing on your lawn.

    DEEP BLUE: God has absolutely nothing to do with that. It's only those evil pharmaceutical companies that are trying to find better ways to poison us!
    Got camera. Picutres taken.
    Hugs
    Jon


    Ms. Nations has been into the laudanum again.

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  29. Thanks Jon, now I know how to make my own Windex incase the Monkeys invade me again!!

    *kiss*

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  30. I'm the only one allowed to pee on my lawn.

    Me and Martha Stewart.

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  31. You were experimenting with different cleaning agents on your endless quest for "super clean, the one drop solution".

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