Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Back to School, Bitches!

Welcome back to The Mistress's School for Unruly, Insolent Bitches.

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Your homework will be assigned to you later this week.

It involves your kitchen windows.

Or, for those of you without a kitchen window, such as LX and Mr. Peenee, (pictured above) any other window in your house.

Have your cameras ready.

19 comments:

  1. But I don't have a camera...

    *sobs*

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  2. Can you borrow a camera?

    The deadline for your homework assignment will be approximately one week.

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  3. No camera for me either. But on the bright side it looks like LX is finally getting breasties.

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  4. Mr Lax seems to be coveting Mr Peenee's snowy white socks.
    Or his nail varnish.
    Sx

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  5. Mr. Lax has really let himself go.

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  6. I'm just pissed because it's the wrong tartan!

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  7. Do you want us to stick a golliwog in our window whilst dressed as a naughty school girl?

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  8. peenee, you might want to slather on a bit of
    youth cream when you slip on that uniform.

    use the enclosed trowel.

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  9. LX: I'm just pissed because it's the wrong tartan!

    When I send you to the Plaid Room, no one will notice!

    COOKIE: But homework is hard!

    I’ll give you bonus marks if you take me for a ride in your new Oldsmobile.

    MITZI: Do you want us to stick a golliwog in our window whilst dressed as a naughty school girl?

    Yes, whilst quoting Mr. Golly from an Enid Blyton tale.

    NORMADESMOND: peenee, you might want to slather on a bit of
    youth cream when you slip on that uniform.
    use the enclosed trowel.


    Velva Cream?

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  10. My Cat ate my homework miss. She threw it up all over my rug.

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  11. That's perfect.

    Thanks very much.

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  12. ready and waiting!

    (I was the teacher's pet always!)

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  13. Neither of those bitches is wearing panties, you can just tell.

    Hopefully, this assignment involves OPENING only. Miss J doesn't do windows. Or any other housework. She is excellent, however, at hiring people to do it for her.

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  14. I charge extra for that outfit, you know.

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  15. BOXER: ready and waiting!
    (I was the teacher's pet always!)


    High school confidential?

    MISS JANEY: Neither of those bitches is wearing panties, you can just tell.
    Hopefully, this assignment involves OPENING only. Miss J doesn't do windows. Or any other housework. She is excellent, however, at hiring people to do it for her.


    They’re sluts, you can just tell.

    Miss J doesn’t have to lift a finger.

    She just has to cock the shutter.

    PEENEE: I charge extra for that outfit, you know.

    Slut.

    MANDA: My word.. Are those women!?

    LX and Mr. Peenee are men but from time to time they like to do laydeez things.

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