Hitch Hike

Radio Infomaniac presents the fabulous Marvin Gaye...



"Hitch Hike" plays whenever Mistress MJ takes a road trip to the United States. Although you can be sure I don't stop to pick up hitchhikers nor do I hitchhike myself.

We here at Infomaniac would like to know your experiences with hitchhiking. Have you ever thumbed a ride? Or picked up a stranger?


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Do tell.

Wet Underwear Contest

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And by contest, we simply mean that you Bitches turn the garden hose on one another...


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It's really no contest.

You're all winners.

Mistress MJ is too hot to participate. Would someone kindly bring me a cocktail whilst I watch the fun and frolic from my fainting chaise?

Public Service Announement #22

Just because David Bowie pees into a toaster doesn't mean that you should too.


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Surely this is Photoshopped as we cannot believe that Bowie, who "in the mid-70s, when he was ravaged by cocaine, living off a diet of red peppers and milk and so paranoid that he apparently kept his own urine in a fridge lest persons unknown steal it" would pee in public.

Nonetheless, let this be a reminder to you that water and electricity do not mix.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Public Service Announcement #21

Beat the heat, Bitches.

As you can see, Mistress MJ is doing her best to keep cool...


[photo by Jacques Biederer]

The heatwave continues and with the humidex factored in, today will feel like 44 degrees Celsius (that's over 111 degrees Fahrenheit to you American Bitches.)

We here at Infomaniac advise you to SLIP-SLOP-SLAP if you plan on spending any time out in the sun...


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And we cannot stress this enough. Keep hydrated...


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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

The Wet Spot

How do you handle wet spot etiquette?



"Whether it's lube, massage oil, semen, female ejaculate or some other fluid" (mystery fluid?) no one has to sleep on the wet spot anymore thanks to the enterprising Canadians who sell the NoMoreWetSpot Blanket.

Public Service Announcement #20

Brush three times a day.


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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

The Boys of Bastille Day

In honour of Bastille Day on July 14th in France (also known as La Fête Nationale,) we here at Infomaniac bring you a sampling of THE MEN OF FRANCE.

Let's start with photos of the (troubled) Delon Family: actor Alain Fabien Maurice Marcel Delon and his son Alain-Fabien Delon, Jr....



And one of Alain Delon's other sons, actor Anthony Delon...



And then there's photographer Christian Aaron (Ari) Boulogne, the alleged son of Alain Delon and singer/Warhol Superstar,  Nico. YOU be the judge...


Ari Boulogne (left), a young Alain Delon (right)
Who's your daddy?


And now, moving along to MORE fabulous Frenchmen...


Benjamin Millepied (danseur/choreographer/Director of Dance at the Paris Opera Ballet and Mr. Natalie Portman)...




Camille Lacourt (backstroke swimmer)...



Christophe Mae (singer)...




Gad Elmaleh (stand-up comedian and actor)...




Gaspard Ulliel (actor/model)...




Guillaume Canet (actor/director and partner of Marion Cotillard, voted 2012's "Sexiest Woman in the World")...




Jean Dujardin (actor)...



Jean Dujardin, again, this time shirtless...


You're welcome.


Jean-Hugues Anglade (actor)...




Jean-Michel Tinivelli (actor)...




Julian Bugier (TV journalist)...




Kad Merad (one of Mistress MJ's favourite actors)...




Louis Garrel (actor)..




Mathieu Kassovitz (director, screenwriter, actor, etc.)...




Matthieu Tribes (actor, director, screenwriter, composer, etc.)...




Maxim Nucci aka Yodelice (singer/songwriter)...




Melvil Poupaud (actor)...




Morgan Parra (rugby player)...




Nagui (TV and radio personality)...




Nicolas Cazal (actor)...




Nicolas Fargues (novelist)...




Nikos Aliagas (journalist/entertainer)...




Olivier Martinez (actor and Mr. Halle Berry)...




Olivier Minne (television presenter, actor and producer)...




Olivier Rousteing (fashion designer)...




Patrick Fiori (singer)...




Patrick Petitjean (model)...




Pierre Yovanovitch (architect/interior designer)...




Raphaël Personnaz (actor)...




Romain Duris (actor)...




Tahar Rahim (actor)...




Thierry Henry (footballer)...


The above photo is dedicated to the late Infomaniac Bitch KAZ, who had a thing for Thierry, as documented here on Infomaniac. We miss you, KAZ.


Vincent Cassel (actor)...




William Leymergie (journalist, television producer and host, and one of the first men Mistress MJ sees in the morning)...




Yoann Gourcuff (footballer)...




Actor/director/screenwriter Pascal Elbé...



Actor Gilles Lellouche...



This is just a SAMPLING of what France has to offer, Bitches. Aren't you hungry for a baguette?

Of course, not ALL the men in France are this handsome. Click here for Bogdanoff Twins.