The Best of Filthy Friday

It's been fun, hasn't it, Bitches?

Is it Curtains?

I urge you Bitches to head over to British Jon's Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle blog and read THIS.

That same Blogger content policy message you'll read on Jon's blog was sent to my email account.

Talk about bad timing. March 23rd is the 9th anniversary of Infomaniac. Or NOT, as the case may be.

It may be curtains for this blog and the blogs of some other naughty Bitches you visit. Unless we go private, apparently.

Pink Room Reno

It's unlikely I'll be free on Valentine's Day as I'd promised. I'm busy renovating the PINK ROOM...


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For those of you unfamiliar with the PINK ROOM, I suggest you click here.

Quiet, Please

The author of this blog is at work on a project and requires intense concentration for the next two weeks.



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Source: "Science and Invention Magazine" July, 1925

Back in time for Valentine's Day, if you're lucky.

Dinner Time

By now, the breakfast dishes are washed and we're moving along to dinner time. But I have a problem...

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I shall try to pop 'round to visit you Bitches once I find my corkscrew.

Now Serving Breakfast

Breakfast is now being served at the Infomaniac Diner.

Happy Days

Following yesterday's spirited discussion regarding 1984 and 1985 by Ms. Scarlet and British Jon, we thought it timely to ask you...



What year would you like to return to?

Reboot the New Year

The world doesn't seem to be off to a good start this year.



May I suggest that we reboot and start over again?

You May Ask Yourself

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Winter Weather

Summon a houseboy to keep me warm... pronto.


At your service, Mistress...

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How are YOU Bitches keeping warm?

Banned in 2015

Whom shall I ban in 2015?



[logo design by LX]

Happy New Year, Bitches!

Here's to a fab 2015!


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Note: Happy birthday today, December 31st, to Savannah. Apparently, she has CAKE!

Merry Christmas, Bitches!

Come and find your pressies!


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That should keep you Bitches busy for the next few days whilst I sign off early.

See you back here after Christmas. Have a safe and happy holiday.

And now...

It’s that special time of year again when Mistress MJ dons her Mistletoe Belt Buckle. Please form an orderly queue to kiss your hostess.

Winter

A reminder.

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The winter solstice in the Northern Hemisphere begins on Sunday, December 21st at 6:03 p.m. EST.

The Woman Who Eats the Clouds in the Sky

Whilst others enjoy Christmas carols at this time of year, I prefer the delights of other musical realms.



Today, we listen in on French chanteuse Anouk Aïata (the stage name ‘Anouk Aïata’ is Maori for ‘the woman who eats the clouds in the sky’.)

She sings, "Pourquoi regardes-tu la lune?" which translates as "Why are you looking at the moon?" She is accompanied by cellist Amos Mâh.

Filthy Friday Meets Couple of the Month - Xmas Edition

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As usual, clicking on the photo will enhance your viewing pleasure.

Norma's Nuptials

Apparently, you're already aware that Norma's tied the knot.

And now we all want to kiss the bride...


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Congratulations, old girl!

Christmas With Peenee & Norma

Chez Peenee, Saki the cat and friend hijack the holiday decorating...


Norma will forego the annual Matzo Ball to play Santa...

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Grease is the Word

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Are You Being Served?

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Second floor carpets,
travel goods and bedding,
material, soft furnishings,
restaurant and teas. Going down.

Going down, indeed.

Full theme song here.

Wenis Wednesday Meets WTF Wednesday

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Testicle Tuesday

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Mankini Monday

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 Click on the photo to enlarge for your viewing pleasure.

Signs of the Times

[thanks, Thom!]

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Let me hear your body talk, your body talk
Let me hear your body talk
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The Infomaniac Tree Trimming Team

Thanks to all you Bitches who popped by yesterday to decorate for the holidays...


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Give yourselves a big pat on the back(sides).

Christmas Decorating

I simply don't have time for it.


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Perhaps one of you lazy Bitches can help?

Dila-Therm

Now in use at the Infomaniac Medical Clinic and available through the Infomaniac Shopping Network...


[thanks, Topher!]

Find welcome relief through the gentle vibration, adjustable infra-red heat, and dilation provided by the DILA-THERM.

Mr. Peenee Speaking

"Yes, that's right. It's Cookie's birthday."



We're celebrating over at The Hair Hall of Fame.

Time Out

Forgive me.

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I just can't keep up the pace at the moment. Will return when time permits.

Your Money

Since pork bellies trading went belly-up, what are you investing your money in these days?

Sunday

Worship with us...

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Saturday

While I'm at work, a reminder to stay OFF the furniture...

Filthy Friday - Hallowe'en Edition

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Back to Work, Bitches

Have A Great Weekend!

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And remember to click the pic to enlarge!

Friday

Mistress MJ will be with you once she's had a good night's sleep, her morning coffee, and she's scrubbed all over...


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Update

By now, you've all heard the news.

Thanks so much to those of you who emailed. Rather than responding to you all individually, this post will let you know that I'm safe.

Crafting With Cookie's Colon

We are gathered in the Infomaniac Crafts Room to decide what to create from the 2 feet of colon that Cookie had removed.



I was inspired when I saw British Jon's comment over at Cookie's place.

Jon says, "I hope you ask to save that last two-foot of material to make into opera gloves!"

So, let's hear your ideas, Bitches.

Cookie's Colon

Cookie is having his sex change operation, two feet of colon removed today.



He hopes to return to blogging in a week or so. In the meantime, click here to send him your best wishes for a speedy recovery.