Infomaniac 2008…HAI!
2008 on Infomaniac: What a year! Let’s look back, shall we?
NEW BITCHES:
First of all, we rolled out the welcome mat …
… as a bevy of new Bitches joined Infomaniac this year including (in date order):
T-Bird (January), Inner Voices (February), Savannah (March), Random Chick (April), Kookaburra (May), Gordie (June), Leah (June), Practically Joe (June), XL (July), Ponita (July), Hef (July), CSI Seattle (July), Maxi Cane (August), Ginro (September), Scarlet (October), and Famulus (November).
And many more!
SHUTTING UP SHOP:
Infomaniac got off to a rocky start in January when Mistress MJ nearly closed the doors indefinitely.
Things were looking dismal until our favourite Irish waiter came along to save the day. Manuel promised Mistress MJ a photo of his bare bottom if Infomaniac would remain open for business. How could we refuse?
Our hero: Manuel’s arse…
But it wasn’t just Manuel who swayed Mistress MJ’s mind. We wish to thank a host of other Infomaniac supporters who kept this boat afloat…
And here we are a year later, still up and running, thanks to all of you bitches.
AWARDS:
Infomaniac was the lucky recipient of several awards including the prestigious Knudsen Award for Most Filthy Blogger 2008…
ENTREPRENEURIAL EXCELLENCE:
2008 was a year of new enterprises getting off the ground at Infomaniac:
Infomaniac Airlines took flight…
We created a retirement home for aging homosexuals…
As a public service to lonely hearts everywhere we created a dating agency…
In a competition, we asked you to come up with a name for the agency and the winner was Old Knudsen who thought up this gem…
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.
Many of you have had success with the Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service but most especially Inexplicable DeVice (IVD) who hasn’t been blogging or commenting much lately since he achieved his new “smug married” status.
EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED:
You just never knew what would happen next on Infomaniac.
2008 was the year we discovered cake farts!...
Following everyone’s disgust with cake farts, we temporarily turned Infomaniac into a knitting blog…
Mistress MJ’s knitted uterus was ceremoniously flung at Beast’s head but ended up in a tree
Many of you submitted photographs of your pussies and bitches…
Mistress MJ was kidnapped by the Yakuza!...
NEW SERIES:
A number of new series began on Infomaniac in 2008.
Perv of the Day:
In the Perv of the Day series, we seek out the perviest perverts and parade them pantless in front of you, the judge and jury.
Drunk of the Day:
The Drunk of the Day series title pretty much sums it up…we examine the wacky hijinks that folk get up to under the influence of alcohol.
Domestic Dispute of the Day:
In the Domestic Dispute of the Day series, we examine domestic quarrels that got out of hand.
*makes note to add more than one entry to make it a true series*
Plonker of the Day:
In the Plonker of the Day series we examine the ineptitudes of careless criminals.
*makes note to add more than one entry to make it a true series*
Perplexing Pic:
Not that I refrained from using “of the Day” in the title for the Perplexing Pic series.
*makes note to add more than one entry to make it a true series*
Your Favourite Post:
Your Favourite Post is a series that invites you, the readers, to submit your fave post as written by you on your blog.
Anyone who hasn’t submitted their fave post yet may do so at any time.
Celebrity Arse:
With the Celebrity Arse series, Infomaniac readers were invited to tell which celebrity’s bum they’d most like to see and we posted the results.
Here for example, was Donn’s choice.
Donn in close contact with Monica Bellucci’s buttocks
COMPETITIONS:
We here at Infomaniac love hosting contests and 2008 saw this fun-filled competition...
The How Not to Decorate Competition...
Winning entry
PARTIES:
Parties? Oh yeah, we had ‘em. Because we know you bitches love to mix and mingle and pee in the planters.
Remember The Sunday Social Potluck in April?
That’s where you were ordered, er, invited to click on the Infomaniac Blogroll and visit someone you’d never visited before. It was a huge success and several of you made new friends. Let’s do it again sometime!
The Pizza and Bongos Party to celebrate the ending of Mistress MJ’s 12-days-in-a-row work hell…
We threw a bitchin’ Pool Party!...
Yes, that’s where we first saw IVD show off his leopard print bikini…
Infomaniac’s First Annual Christmas Office Party…
Who can forget when Geoff xeroxed his arse and broke the photocopier? Hilarious!
WRAPPING UP:
So this is just a sampling of the year that was on Infomaniac. There was so much more…naked old men in socks, nipple tweaking, naked gardening… you name it, we did it!
But we couldn’t have done it without you, the Infomaniac Bitches. You’re all barking mad but you’re all swell and we thank you for your friendship.
On behalf of the staff here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, and The Infomaniac Dancers) we thank you for a great ’08 and we wish you health and happiness and houseboys in 2009.
Please be sure to tip the houseboys on your way out.
Note: No new posting ‘til later this week.
