Showing posts with label Jill. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jill. Show all posts

Thursday, December 10, 2009

High Maintenance Queen(s) Crowned!



Infomaniac is pleased to present the title of High Maintenance Queen to …

(drum roll, please)


JILL AND CYBERPETE!

After a hair-pulling, wig-snatching, back-biting and venom-spitting smackdown, Jill and CyberPete proved to be equally matched in the high maintenance department.



So they each win a fabulous sticky notes pad! …



Congratulations to the runners-up: First Nations, Michael Guy and Kevin.

Although Michael, it seems, has taken issue with his defeat and is emailing the officials and calling for an appeal as we speak …


With God as my witness that tiara should have been MINE!

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Jill vs CyberPete Smackdown!

It’s a tiebreaker, bitches!

Jill and CyberPete have tied in the battle for the High Maintenance Queen crown and now they must battle it out in a no holds barred smackdown!



This promises to be the bitchfight of the year, ladies and gentlemen!

Book NOW for your ringside seat as seating is limited.

Bring your own booze.

Free condoms and corndogs with price of admission.


Corndogs provided by runner-up Ms. Nations


Who will take home the crown?

Place your bets for Infomaniac’s next High Maintenance Queen.

Who is your money riding on?




Note: A big round of applause for our losers runners-up: Michael Guy and First Nations (tied for 1st runner-up) and Kevin (trailing toilet tissue from his heels as he attempts to catch up to Michael and Ms. Nations.)