Infomaniac: January 2014

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Happy Hour

In yesterday's comments, Mr. Peenee said...

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... "I'd be happy if someone just made me a goddam drink."

Monday, January 13, 2014

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Friday, January 10, 2014

This Magic Moment

We here at Infomaniac want to know about one of YOUR most memorable childhood moments.

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In yesterday's "The Gayest Thing You've Ever Done" post, we heard AyeM8y's story, as follows...

"When I was six, I helped my great aunts stage a garage sale where they sold off gobs of costume jewelry in plastic baggies for a nickel. I bought all of it, plus a big white patent leather snap purse to haul it all around.

We went to a department store where I insisted on carrying my new purse. My dad nearly had a heart attack but my mother gave him that look that said, don't draw attention to it! I soon grew tired of carrying twenty pounds of jewels and decided to focus on busting into my neighbors house to riffle through Mrs. Mitchell's closet and to watch Mr. Mitchell taking a shower through a clear glass enclosure.

This all happened on the same day."

AND we heard from Princess...

I'll never forget the time I fought with another boy over who was going to wear the sparkly tutu... We punched each other after arguing and squealing a lot.

I eventually won... I bit him on the wrist... He want running off crying to his Mummy while I donned the prize. Sadly my victory was short lived... It turned out that His Mummy... Was the kindergarten teacher!...

I spent the rest of the day outside sitting on the veranda... Not wearing my hard fought for prize and was still there wondering what I'd done wrong when my Mummy came to pick me up... I only wanted to wear the pretty dress darlings...

NOW, OVER TO THE REST OF YOU BITCHES.

Thursday, January 09, 2014

The Gayest Thing You've Ever Done

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Our Jason once declared here that he had just got back from seeing the fabulous Miss Patti Lupone and that except for maybe the anal sex he once had backstage with Judy Garland in drag while quoting Oscar Wilde, this was the gayest thing he'd ever done.

Naturally, this got Mistress MJ thinking...

What is the gayest thing YOU'VE ever done?

Wednesday, January 08, 2014

Mr. Peenee's Hobo Heaven

Do you remember Mistress MJ's little trip to Bitchfield?

Mr. Peenee says, "I opened a branch of Mr. Peenee's Trailer Park there, it's called Hobo Heaven."

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"You get a can of Sterno and a dirty blanket when you check in and the showers (a hose run over from the faucet next door) features cucumber scented lice soap.

Infomaniac bitches get a special rate, but it's not a discount."

Tuesday, January 07, 2014

Piss on the Polar Vortex

Piss on the polar vortex.

Friday, January 03, 2014

Have a Great Weekend

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Public Service Announcement #26

Protect your banana from the cold this winter.

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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Thursday, January 02, 2014

Public Service Announcement #25

As Frank Zappa sang, "Don't you eat that yellow snow."

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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Note: A wind chill warning has been issued for my neck of the woods. The temperature as I speak is -26°Celsius but with the wind chill factor it feels like -37°C (-34.6 degrees Fahrenheit)! Frostbite on exposed skin may occur in less than 10 minutes. At these temperatures, we do not encourage you to pee your name in the snow, as is the Canadian custom.

Wednesday, January 01, 2014

New Year's Day

The morning after the night before, here at Infomaniac...

Cookie says good riddance to bad rubbish...

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Muscato and Jason openly flaunt the Infomaniac "No Smoking" policy...

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And speaking of opening flaunting the Infomaniac "No Smoking" policy, here's our Princess being led away by security. Or is he stuffing a fiver down her front?...