New Year's Eve Party!

Welcome to the combination New Year's Eve Party / birthday party for Savannah!


Both events fall on December 31st but we've started a day early for those of you Bitches who have a lot of parties to attend.

As you can see from the photo above, The Mistress has briefly roused herself from her sick bed and is blowing ... her horn to signal the start to the festivities. Shall we proceed?

First, let me begin by welcoming each one of you as you come through the door...

It's okay. The Mistress is not contagious.

Savannah (the birthday girl) has already been swept off her feet...


This party game started out innocently enough...

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But look at the mess you Bitches have made!...


And of course, there's always one of you...


Hey! The master bedroom is off limits, Bitches!...

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The Mistress can't possibly keep up with you in her delicate condition. She is kicking all you Bitches out of the house...


This party is moving to The Gincuzzi!...


HAPPY NEW YEAR, BITCHES! AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAVANNAH!

Back in Time for the Party

The Mistress is a little under the weather at the moment...


She'll be back in time for the Infomaniac New Year's Eve Party which starts on December 30th and continues through the next day.

Speaking of the weather, with the wind chill factored in, it's currently -35°C (-31°F) on its way down to a low of -40. The "extreme cold warning" and "frostbite warning" will remain in effect all week.

The Mistress hopes to be back very soon.

Merry Christmas, Bitches!

♫Ding dong merrily I'm high♫


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The Mistress is jingling her bells and sporting her Mistletoe Belt Buckle to wish you Bitches a Merry Christmas...



And to our 3.5 Jewish readers, enjoy your "traditional Jewish Christmas" at the Chinese restaurant of your choice...



And to our one faithful reader from Germany...



The Mistress will see you back here shortly after Christmas.

We here at Infomaniac wish you love, laughter, and for those of you who need a little something extra to get you through the holidays, oxycodone PEZ dispensers...


MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCHES!

The Mistress Loses the Plot

SUNDAY will be our last post until after Christmas. But today, The Mistress shares a vignette from her holiday baking...


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As you can see, The Mistress spent Friday in a frenzy of baking. We haven't seen this much whisk-wielding and cake-sniffing since the Infomaniac Kitchen Queen Contest!

Pleased with her bounty of baked goods, The Mistress felt she deserved a little libation...



Before we continue, a word about The Mistress's kitchen. Floor-to-ceiling windows overlook the backyard where a variety of woodland creatures wander about at all times of day. The Mistress provides fresh water in a bowl each day for them, within close view of the windows.

And now back to our post-baking, cocktail-imbibing scenario...

The Mistress, happily enjoying her cocktail, noticed a couple of squirrels approach the water bowl for a drink.

And this, Bitches, is where The Mistress loses her tenuous grip on reality...

She exclaimed aloud, to the squirrels, "Look! Mummy's enjoying a beverage too!"



Please return for Sunday's Christmas post, if The Mistress hasn't completely lost the plot by then.

Filthy Friday - Xmas Edition

Keep Your Peckers Up!

The Winter Solstice (today) is the darkest and shortest day of the year.


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The 2017 Winter Solstice is predicted by astrologers to be the worst day of the entire year due to a rare cosmic incident that hasn't occurred in over 350 years.

For the first time since 1664, the sun moves into Capricorn, hours after Saturn makes the same exact shift. This causes the sun and Saturn to line up. (The Mistress has no idea what all this means.)

No matter what your astrological sign is, this shift could leave you feeling sadder than usual today.

Astrologers warn us not to make big decisions or begin important enterprises today, as it might badly backfire in 2018.

Keep your peckers up, Bitches!

Wenis Wednesday - Xmas Edition

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Testicle Tuesday - Xmas Edition

The Morning After the Night Before

Thanks to everyone who turned out this weekend for the Infomaniac Christmas Party.


We hope you recover in time for the New Year's Eve party.

The Infomaniac Christmas Party!

As you can see (above) The Mistress is too busy playing hostess to keep tabs on what's happening at the Infomaniac Christmas Party.

Please fill me in about what's going on. Photos have been numbered, if that helps.

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Be sure to click pic to enlarge!!!

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Enjoy yourselves, Bitches. We're partying all weekend.

Filthy Friday - Invitation Reminder

Would tinsel complete this look?...


Consider it done...


A reminder that you're invited to the Infomaniac Christmas Party this Saturday and Sunday.

Scenes from LAST YEAR'S Christmas Party

We finally got the roll of film developed from LAST YEAR'S Infomaniac Christmas party...



















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Surely we can do better this year.

Wenis Wednesday - Gift Wrap Edition

Do you Bitches add bows to your packages?

Happy Hanukkah

Hanukkah/Chanukah begins Tuesday, December 12th at sunset and continues through Wednesday, December 20.


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This evening, light one candle on your menorah.

Happy Hanukkah to our 3.5 Jewish Infomaniac Bitches!

An Invitation

Tickets are now available for the Infomaniac Christmas Party!...

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You are invited to the Infomaniac Christmas Party, taking place this coming Saturday and Sunday (December 16-17.)

How many tickets do you want? Who are you bringing?

Bubble Machine

With the holiday season in full swing, we here at Infomaniac have installed a bubble machine...

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