The Redundant Variety Hour is Back!

Jump for joy!


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Thombeau's REDUNDANT VARIETY HOUR is back!

Celebrating the Golden Age of the Television Variety Hour ... for better or worse!

Mr. Cookie's Welcoming Committee

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"Over HERE, Cookie!"

 "Pick ME! Pick MEEEE!"

Such are the cheers of the Cookie Welcoming Committee...1,000 and counting!

We can only assume that Mr. Cookie and "The Cookie Monster" (below) have installed a revolving door.



Or a "billions served" sign...



Read all about it here.

Nose Waxing

For your DIY nose hair removal needs, look no further than Nad's Nose Wax...



NAD'S. You heard me right, Bitches.

Follow these 5 simple steps to hair-free nostrils:

1. Heat Nad's Nose Wax in the microwave.

2. Dip the SAFETIP™ end of the applicator into the Nad’s Nose wax.

3. Insert the SAFETIP™ applicator into the nostril.

4. Let the wax cool inside the nostril for 1 1/2 -2 minutes.

5. Hold the stem of the applicator tightly and pull down in one swift movement.



Instructive video clip here.

Kit also contains "Calming Oil Wipes" and moustache stencils for men who want to protect their taches from the wax.

Nad's Nose Wax doubles as a deep pore cleanser.

Would you use it?

JJ Cale

Singer/songwriter JJ Cale has died.


[photo by Jane Richey]

Cale was the soundtrack to many of Mistress MJ's most memorable moments. "Magnolia" was one of them...

Wieners Galore

Congratulations! You are the lucky wiener of a weekend at the Infomaniac House of Beauty.


[thanks, Thom!]

Filthy Friday

If the shoe fits...

Public Service Announcement #23

If you have delicate skin like our kabuki zero...



...you may benefit from a parasol.

Or you could grab your umbrella...


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A recent study shows that umbrellas are almost as effective as sunscreen where UV protection is concerned.

“Umbrellas aren’t perfect, so you should use them to complement the sunscreen you’re already wearing,” say the study's authors.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Happy Birthday, Jason!

In all the fuss over the Royal Baby and Mr. Peenee's blogiversary, we here at Infomaniac neglected to wish JASON a happy birthday.



Happy birthday from all of us, Jason!

Wanking Wednesday

In case you forgot to do it on Tuesday or you can't wait until Thursday...


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Wank on Wednesday!

Royal Baby Boy

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Just in case you missed the news.

New from D&G

Typical Dolce and Gabbana advertisement...



Dolce and Gabbana, an Italian luxury industry fashion house, are known for their sexy ads.

We would like to suggest THIS as a submission to their next advertising campaign...

What Colour is Your Pee?

We here at Infomaniac know that you're bursting to answer this question immediately but first, go empty your bladder and make observations.

Consult the chart below and report back to us.



Now you may comment.

And remember to keep hydrated.

Hitch Hike

Radio Infomaniac presents the fabulous Marvin Gaye...



"Hitch Hike" plays whenever Mistress MJ takes a road trip to the United States. Although you can be sure I don't stop to pick up hitchhikers nor do I hitchhike myself.

We here at Infomaniac would like to know your experiences with hitchhiking. Have you ever thumbed a ride? Or picked up a stranger?


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Do tell.

Wet Underwear Contest

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And by contest, we simply mean that you Bitches turn the garden hose on one another...


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It's really no contest.

You're all winners.

Mistress MJ is too hot to participate. Would someone kindly bring me a cocktail whilst I watch the fun and frolic from my fainting chaise?

Public Service Announement #22

Just because David Bowie pees into a toaster doesn't mean that you should too.


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Surely this is Photoshopped as we cannot believe that Bowie, who "in the mid-70s, when he was ravaged by cocaine, living off a diet of red peppers and milk and so paranoid that he apparently kept his own urine in a fridge lest persons unknown steal it" would pee in public.

Nonetheless, let this be a reminder to you that water and electricity do not mix.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Public Service Announcement #21

Beat the heat, Bitches.

As you can see, Mistress MJ is doing her best to keep cool...


[photo by Jacques Biederer]

The heatwave continues and with the humidex factored in, today will feel like 44 degrees Celsius (that's over 111 degrees Fahrenheit to you American Bitches.)

We here at Infomaniac advise you to SLIP-SLOP-SLAP if you plan on spending any time out in the sun...


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And we cannot stress this enough. Keep hydrated...


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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

The Wet Spot

How do you handle wet spot etiquette?



"Whether it's lube, massage oil, semen, female ejaculate or some other fluid" (mystery fluid?) no one has to sleep on the wet spot anymore thanks to the enterprising Canadians who sell the NoMoreWetSpot Blanket.

Public Service Announcement #20

Brush three times a day.


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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

The Boys of Bastille Day

In honour of Bastille Day on July 14th in France (also known as La Fête Nationale,) we here at Infomaniac bring you a sampling of THE MEN OF FRANCE.

Let's start with photos of the (troubled) Delon Family: actor Alain Fabien Maurice Marcel Delon and his son Alain-Fabien Delon, Jr....



And one of Alain Delon's other sons, actor Anthony Delon...



And then there's photographer Christian Aaron (Ari) Boulogne, the alleged son of Alain Delon and singer/Warhol Superstar,  Nico. YOU be the judge...


Ari Boulogne (left), a young Alain Delon (right)
Who's your daddy?


And now, moving along to MORE fabulous Frenchmen...


Benjamin Millepied (danseur/choreographer/Director of Dance at the Paris Opera Ballet and Mr. Natalie Portman)...




Camille Lacourt (backstroke swimmer)...



Christophe Mae (singer)...




Gad Elmaleh (stand-up comedian and actor)...




Gaspard Ulliel (actor/model)...




Guillaume Canet (actor/director and partner of Marion Cotillard, voted 2012's "Sexiest Woman in the World")...




Jean Dujardin (actor)...



Jean Dujardin, again, this time shirtless...


You're welcome.


Jean-Hugues Anglade (actor)...




Jean-Michel Tinivelli (actor)...




Julian Bugier (TV journalist)...




Kad Merad (one of Mistress MJ's favourite actors)...




Louis Garrel (actor)..




Mathieu Kassovitz (director, screenwriter, actor, etc.)...




Matthieu Tribes (actor, director, screenwriter, composer, etc.)...




Maxim Nucci aka Yodelice (singer/songwriter)...




Melvil Poupaud (actor)...




Morgan Parra (rugby player)...




Nagui (TV and radio personality)...




Nicolas Cazal (actor)...




Nicolas Fargues (novelist)...




Nikos Aliagas (journalist/entertainer)...




Olivier Martinez (actor and Mr. Halle Berry)...




Olivier Minne (television presenter, actor and producer)...




Olivier Rousteing (fashion designer)...




Patrick Fiori (singer)...




Patrick Petitjean (model)...




Pierre Yovanovitch (architect/interior designer)...




Raphaël Personnaz (actor)...




Romain Duris (actor)...




Tahar Rahim (actor)...




Thierry Henry (footballer)...


The above photo is dedicated to the late Infomaniac Bitch KAZ, who had a thing for Thierry, as documented here on Infomaniac. We miss you, KAZ.


Vincent Cassel (actor)...




William Leymergie (journalist, television producer and host, and one of the first men Mistress MJ sees in the morning)...




Yoann Gourcuff (footballer)...




Actor/director/screenwriter Pascal Elbé...



Actor Gilles Lellouche...



This is just a SAMPLING of what France has to offer, Bitches. Aren't you hungry for a baguette?

Of course, not ALL the men in France are this handsome. Click here for Bogdanoff Twins.