Infomaniac will, from time to time, seek out the perviest perverts and parade them pantless in front of you, the judge and jury.
We begin in your host country, Canada.
Crotch kicking
THE PERV: Jarrett Loft.
THE PLACE: Guelph, Ontario, Canada.
THE PERVERSION: Penis pummeling.
On seven occasions last April and May, Jarrett Loft approached women on trails in city parks and asked them to kick him in the groin.
One of the women, afraid of what he might do if she refused, kicked him repeatedly in the bollocks. Loft thanked her and pedaled away on his bicycle.
THE PUNISHMENT: 60 days in jail, to be served at weekends so that he doesn’t lose his machinist job.
In addition, Loft has been banned from parks, schoolyards, playgrounds, and from accessing the Internet.
Ball busting
Note: This is not an April Fool’s joke. Don’t believe me? Google his name, O ye, of little faith.
