The results of
the poll are in!
Here is what
you, Mistress MJ’s bitches, want to see here on Infomaniac…
HANDSOME YOUNG BEEFCAKE…
Foto via [Yummy of the Day]
Surprisingly, there were fewer demands for handsome young beefcake than expected.
But those who
do crave beefcake include Inexplicable DeVice (IVD), CyberPete, Ponita, and Roses.
Attention beefcake lovers: ALL your handsome young beefcake needs can be met at MAC’s
Yummy of the Day blog.
NEKKID OLD GEEZERS…
Mistress MJ’s personal favourite category is shared by Wil (!), and Mean Dirty Pirate (aka Ayem8y).
And Darius Whiteplume who summed it up by saying, “Old naked fat guys make me feel good about my own physiognomy.”
Despite those of you, like EmmaK who said, “Please no more naked old codgers,” you can bet more nekkid old geezers will be on the menu for a long time to come.
TITS…
A perennial favourite, boobies are the category of choice for NWTRunner, Maxi Cane (who wants tits AND toes), MAC, and Feng.
CRAFTS…We’re a bunch of crafty bitches here at Infomaniac.
Voting for more crafts were Anonymous Boxer, Beast (who wants a pattern for Old Knudsen’s cap) and Miss Scarlet who said, “I want to see more banana arrangements.”
Miss Scarlet, we are assuming the knitted banana is a gift for Beast?
Garfer’s bizarre request for knitted poutine (Canada’s national dish) fell on deaf ears. However, we’ve managed to find a knitted full English breakfast…
[found here]Betty’s unique request for “sewing circle orgies” will require some footwork so in the meantime we ask her to settle for a little cross stitch…
Get your Subversive Cross Stitch kit
here.
CROSSOVER CATEGORIES:
Some of you requested a combination of categories. For example…
BEEFCAKE CRAFTS…Jason, who coined the term “BEEFCAKE CRAFTS,” asks for “Crocheted penis cozies, pom pom testicle decor perhaps.”
Here ya go, Jason…
Knitted penis cozyCRAFTY OLD GEEZERS:A request from new bitch Jack (who ARE you, Jack?) who asked for “Crafty old geezers please,” leads us to a new category: Crafty Old Geezers.
At first we were stumped by his request but we managed to find
this fella who is happily stringing beads!...
HANDSOME OLD BEEFCAKE:Leah piped up, “But what about handsome old beefcake? You know how I feel about the jowly set.”
Oh for the love of…. HOW many times to we have to post Alan Rickman for you?!...
TITTY CRAFTS:Yet another new category, that of “Titty Crafts” was formed when Leah suggested, “Crafts, definitely. Tits, certainly.”
OTHER…KAZ (that Mancunian minx) asks for “Footballers in the shower.” For you Americans, that means soccer players in the shower. Happy to oblige, Kaz. You know Mistress MJ loves her some scantily-clad footballers…
Mean Dirty Pirate (aka Ayem8y) asks for “Trannies, Freaks and OLD BEARS”…
BamaTrav voted to see more of himself. Talk about a big ego! Apparently he goes for the cop look…a look we’ve covered
previously on Infomaniac…
BamaTrav checking to see if his balls are still on the tableMutley suggests, “Maybe more about
allotments.” Will this do, Mr. Mutley?...
Beast wants “recipes.” This request for recipes was backed up by Mago who requested “cooking” and who added he’d like a segment on stain removal…particularly yogurt stain removal (a problem that plagues Mistress MJ)…
First Nations is supposed to be on hiatus but she emerged in a puff of smoke and she has a mighty long wish list as follows:
-pale,sneering, uncut british starveling yoooth
-retro gazongas (beehive hairdos a plus, stalks of celery optional!)
-hardcore body mod
-branding, bdsm, latex, ponyplay, medical roleplay, looning, yiffing, and leather fetish.
And her last request…
MORE LEATHER DADDIES!...
MOVING RIGHT ALONG…A few of you crave variety and want a little of everything. Those who opt for the spice of life include Mikey, Richard, and Eroswings.
Of course there HAD to be somebody who couldn’t make up their mind. We’re referring to The Jelly Monster who said, “I'm torn between the first guy and the tits......ummmmmmmmm dunno.”
We are not sure what Inner Voices is asking for when he says,
“tits in the work place? tits in space? *wanders off, chuckling to himself about muppets*” and we aren’t bothered so long as he doesn’t emit bodily fluids (as he is wont to do) on our blog.
KUDOS to those, like Savannah, who said
“my vote is for whatever miss mj wants because it's all about her!”That list would include Damien, Mago, NWTRunner, and Mistress MJ’s Official Pillow Fluffer…XL.
FINALLY…On behalf of the staff here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, The Infomaniac Dancers and The Infomaniac Orchestra) we thank you for participating in this spur-of-the-moment poll.
Mistress MJ must take the next two days off from blogging and draw the curtain on the shock of what she has seen … the inner workings of your psyches.
Watch for a new post on Thursday.
