Mistress MJ has discovered that you Bitches have been taking copious notes regarding my whereabouts...
Old busy body biddies include the following:
Huggy Jon, suggesting that I better work.
British
Jon suggesting I'm a smut-peddling-slut.
Miss Scarlet rehashing a tarot card reading she did for me in 2011. To be fair, she DID foresee chocolate
Hobnobs in my future and that's one prediction that came true.
Miss
Normadesmond's post smells like yesterday's fish.
Frankly, this all seems rather conspiratorial.
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Don't you Bitches have a
Red Hat Society meeting to attend?
UPDATE: Herr
Mago's on board the Welcome Wagon with Joe Cocker and pizza and bongos.
UPDATE: Cookie has me in the kitchen. Wait, that doesn't sound right.