Showing posts with label squirrels. Show all posts
Showing posts with label squirrels. Show all posts

Saturday, December 23, 2017

The Mistress Loses the Plot

SUNDAY will be our last post until after Christmas. But today, The Mistress shares a vignette from her holiday baking...


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As you can see, The Mistress spent Friday in a frenzy of baking. We haven't seen this much whisk-wielding and cake-sniffing since the Infomaniac Kitchen Queen Contest!

Pleased with her bounty of baked goods, The Mistress felt she deserved a little libation...



Before we continue, a word about The Mistress's kitchen. Floor-to-ceiling windows overlook the backyard where a variety of woodland creatures wander about at all times of day. The Mistress provides fresh water in a bowl each day for them, within close view of the windows.

And now back to our post-baking, cocktail-imbibing scenario...

The Mistress, happily enjoying her cocktail, noticed a couple of squirrels approach the water bowl for a drink.

And this, Bitches, is where The Mistress loses her tenuous grip on reality...

She exclaimed aloud, to the squirrels, "Look! Mummy's enjoying a beverage too!"



Please return for Sunday's Christmas post, if The Mistress hasn't completely lost the plot by then.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

While You’re Waiting

While you’re patiently waiting for our Men of Infomaniac post, why don’t you enjoy a moment or two with Piggy’s arse? …





Be sure to return on Sunday when we'll be putting you slack-arsed bitches to work!