Blowjob Bell

While some people have their finger on a "nuclear button," we here at Infomaniac have a "blowjob bell"...

Off to the Races

Off to the races...


[thanks, Thom!]

Catch you back here soon.

Enjoy your holiday weekend, Bitches!

Cocksucker’s Mirror

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Boys And Their Toys

What kind of wacky contraption has this guy rigged up?


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Imagine the hours of labour he put into it…time that could have been spent cleaning his living room!

Foot Vagina

While I was tidying up from the party, I found this…









Okay, which one of you pervs left behind the vagina foot?

And what on earth were you planning to do with it?

Filthy Friday

The Dildo Song




[Link via my good buddy Mikey in Ontario.]

Filthy Friday

Infomaniac presents an astounding variety of inflatable dolls with something for everyone.


Inflate your date


Blow-up doll hand pump so you don’t waste your breath before the fun begins




Gobblin Granny comes with her own false teeth


Recommended by Old Knudsen as it’s modeled on his dream lover Shirley




Lovin’ Lamb


This one has Tickers written all over it




Pregnant Fantasies Love Doll


Model based on “PERGnant” Psycho Bitch Maidy




Erotic Love Piggie

What a Cute Wee Pigster. Oink!




Peter Pecker party doll and ring toss game




Which one of you modeled for the misshapen head?





Can’t get enough inflatable action?

A bevy of blow-up dolls here.

Filthy Friday

Recently on Infomaniac we featured the Make Your Own Dildo kit.

Just as much fun and in the same vein is Clone Your Bone; everything you need to make an exact copy of your bone in wax.

Laydees, wouldn’t you like a chance to get crafty too?

Now you can with Match Your Snatch!

Maidy’s Vibrator Collection

"Bi” now you’re all familiar with American Psycho Bitch From Hell, Maidy aka Maidink.

Voted two years in a row as “Bi Bitch Philadelphians Would Most Like to Shag.”

But what you don’t know about her is that old “Slippery Snatch” has a closet full to bursting with vibrators.

The dirty bitch.

I’m here to expose the collection to the world.

Let’s begin with the most powerful models.

Maidy’s industrial strength concrete vibrator collection.





and





The models above are the vibrators Maidy pulls out when she’s dreaming of Stacy Kiebler or Nick Beyeler.


Let’s hear what they’re saying about these sturdy sex toys . . .

The 10-inch vibrator comes with a 1-1/16" rod and a hose long enough for any task. Even for satisfying that horny American Psycho Bitch Maidy.

Features a radial fan that runs cooler and lasts longer.

Rugged design hits harder, at lower speeds.

Delivers 12,000 vibrations per minute (vpm).

Now that we’ve seen the most vigorous vibrators behind Maidy’s closed doors, let’s have a look at the models she pulls out just for fun. When a less potent pulsator will get the job done.



Hello Kitty Vibrator



The Hello Kitty Vibrator is no longer available. The company’s molds were seized and destroyed.

Maidy was fortunate to pick up a second hand vibrator on eBay.



Talking Vibrator



The Talking Vibrator comes complete with a REAL mans voice, saying:

Go away, Ive got a headache
Mmm, you're looking cute tonight honey
Sorry, I have to get up early tomorrow
Hell, can't you get a real man?



The Tongue and The Tongue Tingler



Sometimes that bitch just needs a good

Tongue

lashing.





Video Voyeur




An insertable micro camera for internal viewing action with powerful, multi-speed vibrating bullet...Easily plugs into your television or records on your VCR.

Maidy, nothing personal but you can keep your home movies to yourself.



Vibrating Hairbrush




The Vibrating Hairbrush.

For those unruly pubes.




Scrubby Brush



Vibrating Scrubby Brush.

Doubles as a toilet brush.

Combines a cheap thrill with a clean bathroom.



Buzzing Beaver Vibrator



And now, in the interest of maintaining foreign relations, we bring you the Buzzing Beaver Vibrator.

A symbol of Canada and of my friendship with old “Slippery Snatch” herself.

Filthy Friday

The Make Your Own Dildo kit was designed to allow any man to make a completely accurate rubber copy of his own penis from the comfort & privacy of his own home.

And according to this question in the FAQ, even our bendy boy Stevey can make one!…

Q: What if my penis is crooked?
A: No Problem. The directions contain a simple additional step to accommodate any ‘curve’.

A couple of testimonials…

"Long-distance lovers and those on the road a lot can give girlfriends a remembrance of them to, well, hold onto while they're apart."
- Dr. Judy Kuriansky

"You leave it in there for about a minute, pull it out, and then you have the mold. Then you pour in the soft rubber stuff, let it sit overnight, pop it out in the morning, and you're good to go!"
- Tommy Lee

So go on, fellas. Tell us how you make out with the kit and we’ll post the pics on Infomaniac.

SOM-thing Else

Note: Not safe for work.

Fellas, when you need a helping hand, try the Men’s Som from Japan.

There’s one for the ladies too.

“I Test Sex Toys for a Living”

Unemployed? Thinking of changing careers? Find new direction in your life as a sex toy tester.

Read about a woman who test-drives sex toys for a living.

Think of me as the Consumer Reports of sex-toy testing -- my standards are that high.

I keep a notebook by my bed, so I can immediately jot down notes, like "feels slimy" or "has a funny aftertaste.”

And read about a man who test-drives sex toys for a living.

Just because I test sex toys, doesn’t mean I’m some lonely troll living under a bridge whacking off to Penthouse.

World Cup Vibrator

Another merchandising miracle for the 2006 FIFA World Cup.

England World Cup Victory Vibe

G-oh-oh-ooal! Come on England! Go 45 minutes each way with this mini orgasm machine and you'll feel like you've won the world cup of sex!

Via [Bratwurst]