Showing posts with label Quebec. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quebec. Show all posts

Monday, June 24, 2013

Vive le Québec

June 24th is La Fête nationale du Québec aka Saint-Jean-Baptiste Day.

In celebration, we bring you a few of the men of the Province of Quebec...

























Shhhh...don't tell anyone how handsome they are or everyone will be beating a path across our border.

And of course, when speaking of handsome Québécois, let's not forget our own Huggy Jon.

UPDATE: Speaking of Huggy Jon, a tip of the hat to him for suggesting these bonus extras...







Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Canada Welcomes 2013

…with a record snowfall.


Parked cars under mounds of snow.

I thought you Bitches in milder climes might like to see this…


(It's not necessary to turn on your speakers. And those of you with no patience can fast forward to see the number of trucks coming down the street at the end.)

The video clip shows Montréal (Huggy Jon’s hometown) digging out from a recent record snowfall and there’s almost as much snow here in Mistress MJ’s little corner of the cuntry. This is a fairly typical scene from any Canadian winter.

The snow is not only being swept up…it’s being loaded onto trucks and taken to one of 29 snow elimination sites or “snow dumps” in Montréal. Would you rather we ship it to your house?

The average volume of snow taken to disposal sites in Montréal per year is 325,000 truckloads.



Following a snowstorm, it can take up to 5 days to remove the snow from the streets and sidewalks in Montréal.

For the love of all that is holy, keep out of the way of the snow removal equipment!

Oh, and did you notice those unattractive structures in front of several houses? Those are called “tempos” or “abri-tempos.” Tempos are temporary shelters designed to protect your driveway and car from the winter elements…



Tempos are ubiquitous in Québec. Almost as bad as Crocs.

But it's not ALL bad.

Someone in my neighbourhood made a snow penis. It looked something like this...



Unfortunately, by the time I returned to take a photo (for you Bitches,) someone had knocked the penis off and all that remained were a pair of snow balls.

We hope you’ve enjoyed your visit to our Winter Wonderland.

Thursday, August 09, 2012

The Secret Language of Ice Skates

You’ve probably seen them in your city…shoes hanging from telephone wires and power lines…



Mistress MJ understood it to mean that you could buy drugs in that area. However, various theories abound, as you can read here.

Mistress MJ was walking the streets of Montreal recently, minding her own business, when she spotted a pair of ice skates hanging above…



What could it mean?

Monday, August 06, 2012

Arrêt! In the Name of Love

Mistress MJ has returned from her French-Canadian getaway.



Mistress MJ has this to say about the ridiculous rumours regarding her whereabouts….

“Arrêt! In the Name of Love!”

We must put a STOP to petty tittle-tattle such as the following:

Where is the bitch? How long can a stupid sex change take anyway?
- Mr. Peenee

I actually just spotted her on Ste-Catherine Street buying a pair of these…

- Huggy Jon

I saw her at the Olympics opening ceremony, wearing a peasant dress and hitching her skirts up at the choir boys.
- Mitzi

kabuki just received a ransom note. She is being held by The Chippendougs, a canadian male stripper cult.
- kabuki zero

MJ: Seen at the beach…

- Normadesmond

The photo above (excerpted from THIS perverse post) is not all that Norma's contributed to the rumour mill. THERE'S MORE! But do NOT under any circumstances, CLICK HERE to reveal the depths of Norma's depravity.

But enough of this idle chit-chat. What’s been going on with YOU Bitches in Mistress MJ’s absence?

Are you all in your places with bright shiny faces?

Details, please.


NOTE: Don’t even THINK that Mistress MJ has time to visit everyone right away. A Bitch needs to unwind, you know. Not to mention a chance to respond to the umpteen email messages you've sent. *places ad for P.A*

Friday, July 20, 2012

On Vacation / En Vacances

Mistress MJ is on holidays in La Belle Province, where, apparently, they have air conditioning!...



And gaiety!...


[via]

Mistress MJ looks forward to soaking up the culture and atmosphere of Quebec…


[thanks, Huggy Jon!]

While I’m away, you Bitches can get cracking on submitting your gardening photos. And remember to include a brief blurb with your photos.Click here to see last year’s garden pics.



If you don’t have a garden, send a photo of your houseplants or lawn ornaments. Or for those style queens amongst you, a photo of your artfully arranged cut flowers.

A bientôt, Bitches!

See you soon!

Sunday, March 04, 2012

Cross-Border Shopping

Mistress MJ is on a houseboy mission in La Belle Province and will return in a day or two.

[via]

Friday, August 26, 2011

BRIGITTE BOISJOLI - Fruits défendus


Radio Infomaniac presents Quebec’s Brigitte Boisjoli singing Fruits défendus (Forbidden Fruit.)

You don’t need to understand French to dance along with this tune!…



NOTE: From time to time, Mistress MJ will be spinning her favourite tunes from her own personal jukebox. I’ll spin the tunes that shake me, make me, break me or take me. We know that you may not have time to spend on a video clip, so feel free to move along during these broadcasts. Furthermore, Mistress MJ’s musical tastes range from Stravinsky to The Supremes; so Radio Infomaniac may not be your cup of tea. These posts are primarily for the entertainment of Mistress MJ and serve as a permanent record of faves (YouTube and Blogger willing, that is…ha!) If you wish to stay and enjoy, that’s icing on the CAKE!

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Pink Balls

Think pink, Bitches!

Mistress MJ had the pleasure of gazing up into pink balls this summer.

Photos by MJ, Infomaniac. Click on the pics to enlarge.

Les Boules Roses (The Pink Balls) form a canopy of 170,000 pink resin balls suspended over the Sainte-Catherine Street pedestrian zone in Montréal’s Gay Village.

Designed by landscape architect Claude Cormier, the balls are part of the annual Aires Libres event and are on display until September 12, 2011.

You never know WHAT you’ll find in the Gay Village!

I was so busy looking up that I nearly missed this…

Photo by MJ, Infomaniac

Friday, July 08, 2011

À Bientôt, Bitches!

Mistress MJ is on the road to Montréal!

*adjusts rear view mirror*


Catch you next week, bitches!

Friday, June 24, 2011

Fête nationale du Québec

Yay! It’s a public holiday just across the river so Mistress MJ is taking a couple of days off to celebrate.


Catch you later, bitches et Bonne Fête St. Jean!

And yes, there WILL be poutine: the holy trinity of fries, gravy and cheese curds. …