Winner – Teen Angst Competition

Wondering who is our mystery teen?

All the way from Whatcom County in Washington State, it’s ...

FIRST NATIONS!


First Nations today



First Nations: teenage tart



First Nations: teenage terror


Correct answers were submitted by Random Chick, Famulus, Scarlet, and Betty.

But there can only be one prizewinner.

Mistress MJ wrote each hopeful’s name on a slip of paper and stuffed the slips under her lacy garter.

Mago (aka Franconia Man) was summoned to draw the names from beneath the garter on Mistress MJ’s thigh…with the provisio that he use his hands and not his teeth to make the draw.

And the winner is… drum roll …

FAMULUS!

Congratulations, Famulus! You are the lucky winner of the "Let's get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini" cocktail napkins…



Famulus, as you’ll recall, was our mystery teen from last week.

Before we go, we would like to say a word or two about Ms. Nations.

We are not gathered here today to discuss her magnificent heaving bosom. Au contraire. Rather, we stand in awe of her great intellect and talent.

For instance, did you know that Ms. Nations is an expert on dugongs? No, I didn’t think so.

Or did you know that she is a best-selling author? Purchase her book entitled, “Creating a Backyard Paradise: Turn Your Old Toilet or Truck Tires into Decorative Planters”.



Thanks to everyone who participated in the Teen Angst Competition.

Send in your teen angst photo soon!

Winner – Teen Angst Competition

Wondering who is our mystery teen?

It’s Englishman FAMULUS, currently residing in The Netherlands!


Famulus today


Famulus the teen


Correct answers were submitted by Anonymous Boxer, Ponita, CyberPete, EmmaK and Donn.

But there can only be one prizewinner.

Mistress MJ wrote each hopeful’s name on a slip of paper and stuffed the slips down her bra.

Famulus kindly volunteered to draw the names from Mistress MJ’s cleavage…with the proviso that he warm his hands first and act like a gentleman, i.e. not forage about for spare change while he’s in there.

And the winner is… drum roll …

CYBERPETE!

Congratulations, CyberPete! You are the lucky winner of the “I’m So Happy it’s Happy Hour” cocktail napkins!...



This contest really came down to the wire. We kept the contest open until 9:00 pm but at 8:50 pm all was quiet and we assumed no more entries would come in.

So we asked Famulus to reach in and grab a name. The name he drew was EmmaK.

But EmmaK’s luck would change in an instant as the clock struck 8:54 pm and another entry came in from Donn.

This threw a spanner in the works and Famulus was forced once again to delve into Mistress MJ’s cleavage and retrieve another name.

That’s when we drew the name of our little Danish friend, CyberPete.

Better luck next time, EmmaK.


Thanks to everyone who participated in the Teen Angst Competition.

Send in your teen angst photo soon!


Many of you guessed our mystery teen as DONN but don’t you know by now that Donn always wore a red bow tie?...





Note: Looking for more contests? Head on over to CyberPete’s for your chance to win The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts! The competition closes at midnight CET on Friday, March 13th. The Shorts have Mistress MJ’s DNA on them so you know you want them!

FamulARSE

As you know, all new male Infomaniac readers must submit a photo of their bare buttocks to Mistress MJ.

Without further ado, we present the derriere of FAMULUS!...



It’s FAMtastic!

It’s a FamulARSE!!!

Infomaniac is pleased to add this bewitching botty to our ever-expanding collection. To view more alluring arses, click here!

For those of you slackers who haven’t yet submitted your photos, now is the time.

Shy fellas may request that Mistress MJ keep their backside away from prying eyes in her private collection.

But the bold and the brave may submit photos for publication here on Infomaniac; your source for pleasing posteriors, hirsute hindquarters and beauteous botties.