Sending You to Muscato Land

Mistress MJ is under the weather and must spend the day with her head in traction.


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Since there's nothing to see here, we suggest you visit Muscato and wish him a happy birthday.

Quote of the Week

Infomaniac awards the "Quote of the Week" to MUSCATO.


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Dialogue between Mistress MJ & Muscato, as follows:

Mistress MJ: "Remember to apply sunscreen to your swimsuit area."

MUSCATO: "Oh, MJ, kind of you as always to think of me, but for the good of the nation, my swimsuit area hasn't seen the sun since the second Reagan administration - it's just better that way for all concerned.

Quote found on comments section of this post.

A Social Call

Mistress MJ is busy unpacking from a trip to her "aunt's" house and regrets that she is unable to pop round to pay you a visit.

Instead, she's set up the front parlour to receive guests.


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Muscato, Norma and Mr. Peenee have already arrived and we hope youwill too.

Please make yourselves comfortable, ladies.

Of Mothers and Muscato

Happy Mother’s Day…

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…to all the rest of you, that is.

*sobs into pillow*

On a more uplifting note, today is Muscato’s birthday!

An honour he shares with the late Bea Arthur…

In honour of Mother’s Day, Muscato’s birthday, and missing Bea Arthur, let’s drag out our Golden Girls Nesting Dolls once again, shall we?...

Tea, anyone?

Tarts on the Town

Norma meets up with Muscato and Mr. Peenee…

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What could happen?

Muscato and Mr. Peenee, Revisited

Of course you’re all familiar with those two old biddies who frequent the pages of Infomaniac.

I’m talking about Peenee and Norma…

Some of you know that before there was a Peenee and Norma segment here on Infomaniac, there was a “Muscato and Mr. Peenee” segment on the fabulous Chateau Thombeau.

That is, until Muscato went away.

But now that Muscato has returned, we here at Infomaniac think it’s time to revisit the good old days of “Muscato and Mr. Peenee” so lets all sit back and have a peek at the old dears…

One Afternoon…

Mr. Peenee and Muscato glimpsed a portrait of Mistress MJ, after which they hightailed it to the nearest hotel bar to regain their composure.

Together Again

Muscato and Mr. Peenee in the waiting room at the local clinic.

They Were Young Once

A youthful Mr. Peenee and the always vivacious Muscato show off their girlish charms.

To Know Them Is To Love Them

We're always happy when our old friends Muscato and Mr. Peenee stop by. Almost as happy as when they leave!


The photos above represent a sampling of the “Muscato and Mr. Peenee” collection housed at Chateau Thombeau. CLICK HERE for more.

Thanks, Thom! Your posts were the inspiration for Infomaniac’s “Peenee and Norma” series.

Muscato's Back!

YOU heard me... Muscato!