Congratulations, CyberPete!
You win a new boyfriend!
This amazing “
Grow Your Own Boyfriend” is on its way to you in Denmark. Just add water and watch him grow 600% his size in water!
WARNING: Choking hazard!Why does CyberPete need a new boyfriend, you ask?
Let’s hear it from CyberPete’s own mouth…
“because I'm sad, needy and desperate for love.” Bitches, have you ever heard anything so tragic?
May we suggest volunteers from our audience to comfort him?
Jason is our runner-up with this retort…
“Because I've always wanted to date a choking hazard.”Our third place winner is
Michael Guy with this spin on the situation…
"I don't need a new boyfriend per se but is there a 'f*ck me like the bitch that I am' substitute?"We would like to take this opportunity to note Michael Guy’s comment in yesterday’s post, as follows…
“AND just for the record bitches the last time I got lucky was the Reagan era. I just don't, as my friends say, "put myself out there." Which is true once one's heart has been trounced into the deepest darkest dirt pit of despair by someone who was supposed to love you.”Still on the topic of Michael Guy, have you had a look at his
man titties?
Thanks to everyone who participated in our
Win A New Boyfriend contest.
Oh, and
CyberPete?
We’ll be expecting a post WITH PHOTOS when you and your new boyfriend have your first date!
