Munchies

We're fresh out of sausage rolls so we've sent Norma out shopping for snack food at the Infomaniac Grocery Store...



Any requests?

Hayward's Arse Saves the Day!

In our previous post,Mistress MJ was on the verge of banning all of you for numerous infractions, including failure to submit a photo of your arse to our Gallery of Alluring Arses.

Thankfully, Infomaniac Bitch HAYWARD has placated Mistress MJ with a photo of his delicious derrière...



In fact, we think Hayward's arse is so scrumptious that it should be packaged and sold at the Infomaniac Grocery Store under the brand name "SNACKABLES."

We're adding Hayward's arse to the Gallery of Alluring Arses.

You should give thanks to Hayward and his arse. As a result of his generosity, Mistress MJ has lifted the ban on ALL you Bitches.

Carry-Out Boys

Carry-out boys...



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Now available to serve you at the Infomaniac Grocery Store.

Do you require a carry-out boy?

Infomaniac Grocery Store – Now Hiring

The Infomaniac Grocery Store is now hiring!

Thanks to Infomaniac Bitch HAYWARD for his suggestion, as follows…

“Today’s post is ripe with opportunity for the grand opening of an Infomaniac Grocery. Sackers, meat department, someone to handle the cucumbers...lol. Make all the bitches apply and put Norma in charge of cellophane. Mean Dirty Pirate, of course, an expert on rump roast.”

So how about it, Bitches?