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Mr. Peenee's day, your television set had two knobs: one knob to turn the TV off and on, and to adjust the volume; the other knob to change channels.
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What happened? Why do we have so many remote controls? And why can't you ever find one when you need it?
Above: Norma looks confused.
Below:
Cookie thinks
she has the answer...
How many remote control devices do you have, Bitches?