Crocs Underpants

 Miss Normadesmond has brought a new fashion trend to my attention. The Crocs Brief...

 

Also known as Gator Briefs™️, these "do anything & go anywhere underwear" are designed with holes in front to ensure a healthy air flow.

A Canuck in Crocs

♫Our fair country, Canada, is north of USA.
Our Maritimes are lovely and our prairies give us hay.
You might think you Yankees are better than us Canucks.
Well, we don't need no microchips inside our hockey pucks.♫

Click to enlarge.

♫We're proud to be Canadian.

We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse.
It's cool in many ways to be Canadian.
We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse.♫

- The Arrogant Worms

Justin Bieber launched his own line of Crocs in October. They are sold out. 

It's time to retire the the Proud Canadian song.

Croc Nation

As if MAGA supporters weren't deplorable enough, we now have these people...

Croc loyalists have dubbed themselves the "Croc Nation."

States to Avoid

A recent survey about Crocs across the United States showed that the Classic Clog is the most popular in the middle of the country (Eastern Midwest and Mountain regions), while it was the least popular on the two coasts and in the South.

The states that most favor the classic Crocs shoe are, in order of popularity: Kansas, New Mexico, Texas, New Hampshire, Alaska, Wyoming, Missouri, Iowa, South Carolina and Utah.

Crocs With Socks

Apparently, there is a trend of wearing Crocs with socks...

The socks are built-in to the Crocs. This particular pair costs $140...

The Mistress has no further comment. Do you?

Ladder Safety Violations

Did you or did you not read my Public Service Announcement regarding ladder safety?

Obviously not!...



And this inexcusable footwear violation!...

Quote of the Day - Eddie Izzard

If there is a god they need to come down to Earth and explain WWII, Hitler, bowel cancer, and Croc shoes.

Quote from his recently published memoir, "Believe Me: A Memoir of Love, Death, and Jazz Chickens."

New Feature on Infomaniac

A few of you eagle-eyed Bitches have noticed that there’s a new feature on Infomaniac’s sidebar.

Today, for example, you’ll see a photo of actress Drew Barrymore.



A few days from now, the photo will change to something else.

Below the sidebar photo it says, “Drew Barrymore Banned on Infomaniac.”

Above the sidebar photo, it says, "Click pic for details." If you click on the photo, it will lead you to an article.

Every so often, The Mistress will change the sidebar photo and the caption. Simply click on the photo to find out what it’s all about. You’ll be lead to an article or news item of some sort.

So why is Drew Barrymore banned on Infomaniac, you ask? Well, if you click on the photo, you’ll see the headline, “Drew Barrymore Named Crocs Brand Ambassador.” That should be all you need to know. The Mistress bans anyone wearing Crocs, approving of Crocs, and especially becoming an AMBASSADOR for Crocs.

The Mistress will not rest until Crocs are banished from the face of the Earth.

p.s. We hope you enjoy this new feature on Infomaniac.

Fashion Crime at McDonald's

Gevondis Demond Joseph, 29, of Port Arthur, Texas was charged with aggravated robbery of a McDonald's in Groves, Texas ... with a hairbrush.



The suspect walked into the McDonald's and demanded money, giving the employees the impression that he had a handgun in his pocket. It turned out to be a hairbrush.

Groves City Marshal Norman Reynolds, Jr. said, "He was in and out pretty quick. I don't think he got an Egg McMuffin or anything."

We here at Infomaniac hope that the supsect will also be charged for committing a fashion crime: wearing a leopard-print robe, orange gloves and ORANGE CROCS.

"I'm not sure if he was out late or up early. We don't really know why he was dressed like that," said Reynolds. "Maybe he thought he was going to Walmart and wanted to make the Top 20... what are they called? Walmartians?"

Unfortunately, we here at Infomaniac were not able to obtain a photo of the suspect's footwear. In their place, we present the equally offensive ORANGE CROCS of chef Mario Batali...

Crocs Overload

How many Crocs is too many? We here at Infomaniac say ONE pair of Crocs is too many but chef Mario Batali has taken it to ridiculous heights.



Batali owns 200 pairs of Crocs!!!... all of them orange. To match his ginger hair, we presume.

Most of you Bitches are aware of The Mistress's intense hatred of Crocs. So...

We want his head on a plate!...

Kill Me Now

Story here.

How To Ruin My Christmas

[via]

Because you KNOW how Mistress MJ feels about Crocs.

Note how Mistress MJ has not blogged about her Crocs hatred since June, 2012. I simply cannot leave 2013 behind without venting my spleen.

Crocs Warning

[via]

Because you KNOW how Mistress MJ feels about Crocs.

Wenis Wednesday

[via]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

Filthy Friday - Shoe Contest Edition

A reminder that Crocs are forbidden in our Fave Shoes Photo Competition.

[via]

Send your photo submission to us by Saturday night for your chance to win.

Details here.

Japanese Fashion Disaster

Far be it from we here at Infomaniac to dismiss a company doing charitable work but haven’t the people of Japan suffered enough already?

Story here.

Summer Fashion

Just because Mistress MJ is on hiatus doesn’t mean she isn’t keeping her eye on your fashion faux-pas.

She does NOT want to catch any of you dressed like this…



And she shouldn’t have to remind you about unfashionable footwear.

No socks with sandals and no Crocs.

Mistress MJ has spoken.

You may go forth and enjoy your summer now.

Crocs Menorah

Yes, that’s right.

A Crocs Menorah …


(click to enlarge if the sight of a thousand Crocs doesn't nauseate you)


1,000 pairs of Crocs were collected to form the world’s first Crocs Menorah which was lit for Chanukah /Hanukkah.
*waits for one of Infomaniac's token Jews to determine correct spelling of this holiday*

Unfortunately, the Crocs themselves were not lit aflame and burned in a Crocs bonfire.

As you know, Mistress MJ detests Crocs and is holding the entire Jewish population responsible for this abomination.

This shiksa must now lie down in a darkened room with a cold compress.

Crocs O-Dial

Mistress MJ has taken to her bed as a result of this …





Mistress MJ’s Official Pillow Fluffer and IT Consultant, XL, knows how much I detest Crocs.

Yet he had the audacity to bring the Crocs-O-Dial Universal Cell Phone Case to my attention.

Worse still…it’s being sold at Walmart!

And we all know what kind of people shop at Walmart! …



(click to enlarge)


Not only that but KAZ plans to buy me a Crocs O-Dial for Christmas!





Please excuse Mistress MJ as she pulls shut the curtains and reclines with a case of the vapors.

I don’t know how much more Crocs product I can take.

A Sign From Above

This has been a reminder to say “NO” to ugly footwear.





Note: This post is dedicated to Mago who appreciates and enables my passion for shoes.