Friday, January 27, 2012

Weekend

Mistress MJ has everything she needs for the weekend here in this state of the art entertainment centre…

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Will you be joining me?
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  1. Mistress Maddie9:01 PM, January 27, 2012

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  2. Mistress Maddie9:02 PM, January 27, 2012

    Yay, am I first? Well, I'll join you but it depends. Do you have gin, bromide and any Benny Hill on the tube? And funny I don't see any trojans in the cabinet.

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  3. normadesmond9:27 PM, January 27, 2012

    no VCR.....sorry, no can do.

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  4. The Mistress9:32 PM, January 27, 2012

    MISTRESS MADDIE: Is this your first “first?”

    No Trojans in the cabinet but there’s a gladiator passed out behind it.

    It’s strictly B.Y.O.B. where gin is concerned. It’s the only alcoholic beverage that never touches Mistress MJ’s lips!

    The Benny Hill theme tune plays each time BEAST pops ‘round … which hasn’t been for awhile as he has been banned temporarily until his flatulence issues clear up.

    NORMA: What if I ask Mr. Peenee to act out the film of your choice using sock puppets?

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  5. Princess10:02 PM, January 27, 2012

    I'd love to...
    I could do with a break from all this Fabric testing...

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  6. LẌ10:05 PM, January 27, 2012

    I've got something going involving a chainsaw and vodka on Saturday morning, but otherwise free for the weekend.

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  7. Princess10:15 PM, January 27, 2012

    Congratulations Mr Lax!
    You have finally found a backer for that drunken slasher movie you've been working on...

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  8. Princess10:21 PM, January 27, 2012

    Dear Mistress... I have a suggestion to make for Mr Peenee's sock puppetry extraveganza...

    What a bout "Peenee's from Heaven"

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  9. ayeM8y10:53 PM, January 27, 2012

    Will you be joining me?

    I'd love to, You have a lovely home here...

    You know that?

    *Tosses keys in fish tank,saunters over to cent-re, mixes gin martini, puts on Nancy Sinatra, pulls out a blunt*

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  10. kabuki zero10:59 PM, January 27, 2012

    I don't see a man in that entertainment centre, but perhaps you are correct. Men are not that entertaining after all. ZING!

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  11. Mistress Maddie11:32 PM, January 27, 2012

    Is this my first first, oh honey it's been years since, oh, you mean first to comment? Why yes it is, do I win the passed out gladiator?

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  12. designing wally12:11 AM, January 28, 2012

    @Maddie,

    Not your first gladiator either, I know....

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  13. FirstNations12:21 AM, January 28, 2012

    *replaces gin with The Recipe*
    Someone move this gladiator so I can plug in the vaporizor, k?

    I call Miles Davis 'Kind of Blue' nexties. *rifles through the record collection*

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  14. The Mistress4:06 AM, January 28, 2012

    PRINCESS: I'd love to...
    I could do with a break from all this Fabric testing...

    Maybe we can catch a rerun of “Bush Doctor.”

    That reminds me…I have an appointment with my gynecologist.

    LX: I've got something going involving a chainsaw and vodka on Saturday morning, but otherwise free for the weekend.

    See comment from Princess.

    PRINCESS: Congratulations Mr Lax!
    You have finally found a backer for that drunken slasher movie you've been working on...

    What shall we do with a drunken slasher?

    PRINCESS: Dear Mistress... I have a suggestion to make for Mr Peenee's sock puppetry extraveganza...
    What a bout "Peenee's from Heaven"

    Love it!

    MEAN DIRTY PIRATE: Will you be joining me?

    I'd love to, You have a lovely home here...
    You know that?
    *Tosses keys in fish tank, saunters over to cent-re, mixes gin martini, puts on Nancy Sinatra, pulls out a blunt*

    I hope you’ll drop by on Tuesday as well.

    *nudge nudge wink wink*

    KABUKI: I don't see a man in that entertainment centre, but perhaps you are correct. Men are not that entertaining after all. ZING!

    I believe it’s that Porsche mechanic you ordered.

    MISTRESS MADDIE: Is this my first first, oh honey it's been years since, oh, you mean first to comment? Why yes it is, do I win the passed out gladiator?

    Not only do you win the gladiator, you win a free weekend of pillow fluffing from Mr. LX!

    LX is the Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer but Mistress MJ loans him out for special occasions.

    WALLY: @Maddie,
    Not your first gladiator either, I know....

    Do you have some dirt on Mistress Maddie?

    Come on, DISH!

    NATIONS: *replaces gin with The Recipe*
    Someone move this gladiator so I can plug in the vaporizor, k?
    I call Miles Davis 'Kind of Blue' nexties. *rifles through the record collection*

    Mistress MJ has “Kind of Blue” on heavy night rotation, especially when The Recipe is involved.

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  15. Ms Scarlet4:22 AM, January 28, 2012

    Will we be watching the Waltons?
    *claps hands like an excited seal that hasn't seen a fish in a fortnight*
    Sx

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  16. mrpeenee4:23 AM, January 28, 2012

    Join you? Honey, I'm way ahead of you.

    Sock puppets are an under-appreciated medium.

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  17. The Mistress4:31 AM, January 28, 2012

    SCARLET: Will we be watching the Waltons?
    *claps hands like an excited seal that hasn't seen a fish in a fortnight*

    I presume you’ll all be calling out each others names at the end?

    Goodnight Miss Scarlet. Goodnight Princess. Etcetera?

    PEENEE: Join you? Honey, I'm way ahead of you.
    Sock puppets are an under-appreciated medium.

    I was going to ask why you’re not in bed but I recall you saying you’re looking at “porn and trolling blogs at 3:00 in the morning.”

    Can you act out a porn film with your sock puppets?

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  18. Ms Scarlet4:39 AM, January 28, 2012

    Can we act out a porn film with sock puppets that features the Waltons?
    Sx

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  19. The Mistress5:08 AM, January 28, 2012

    MISS SCARLET: Can we act out a porn film with sock puppets that features the Waltons?

    I expect you WILL no matter what I say.

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  20. Anonymous6:13 AM, January 28, 2012

    The Waltons? Wasn't that a gang of bankrobbers?
    No booze for me this weekend, some fluelike thing bite me, I already look like a zombie, no need to add to the wreckage ...

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  21. DeepBlue6:46 AM, January 28, 2012

    Where are my cowboys?

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  22. LẌ6:56 AM, January 28, 2012

    @ Miss Scarlet: Yes, 10 inches.

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  23. The Mistress9:21 AM, January 28, 2012

    MAGO: The Waltons? Wasn't that a gang of bankrobbers?
    No booze for me this weekend, some fluelike thing bite me, I already look like a zombie, no need to add to the wreckage ...

    It’s not the dreaded MANFLU season again, is it?

    DEEPBLUEJON: Where are my cowboys?

    They’re on their way.

    Stay tuned.

    LX: @ Miss Scarlet: Yes, 10 inches.

    What was the question?

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  24. Ms Scarlet10:19 AM, January 28, 2012

    What is it with men and their affinity to the measurement of 10"????? What's wrong with 12"???
    Sx

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  25. Anonymous11:10 AM, January 28, 2012

    *cough*
    12ers, Scarlet? Not bad, really.

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  26. FirstNations1:03 PM, January 28, 2012

    ...because 12 inches is A FOOT. HA!!!



    hello? anyone? um...

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  27. Ms Scarlet1:35 PM, January 28, 2012

    Oops! Didn't think of that....
    Sx

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  28. LẌ2:50 PM, January 28, 2012

    11!

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  29. Ms Scarlet3:55 PM, January 28, 2012

    ....it goes up to...
    Sx

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  30. The Mistress3:56 PM, January 28, 2012

    Are you bitches still nattering on?

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  31. Thombeau7:30 PM, January 29, 2012

    I need this entertainment center, fully stocked, and now.

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  32. Thombeau7:31 PM, January 29, 2012

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  33. The Mistress9:00 PM, January 29, 2012

    THOMBEAU: I need this entertainment center, fully stocked, and now.

    Consider it yours.

    Comes with one slightly used gladiator.

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