tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post6114844666011863048..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: WeekendThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15534487456561664512012-01-29T21:00:49.409-05:002012-01-29T21:00:49.409-05:00THOMBEAU: I need this entertainment center, fully...<b>THOMBEAU</b>: <i> I need this entertainment center, fully stocked, and now.</i><br /><br />Consider it yours.<br /><br />Comes with one slightly used gladiator.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11184817505992997922012-01-29T19:31:10.191-05:002012-01-29T19:31:10.191-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Thombeauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14610129742797260253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89580898385908574372012-01-29T19:30:59.375-05:002012-01-29T19:30:59.375-05:00I need this entertainment center, fully stocked, a...I need this entertainment center, fully stocked, and now.Thombeauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14610129742797260253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22030934824612608482012-01-28T15:56:25.613-05:002012-01-28T15:56:25.613-05:00Are you bitches still nattering on?Are you bitches still nattering on?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33039638620217472962012-01-28T15:55:35.339-05:002012-01-28T15:55:35.339-05:00....it goes up to...
Sx....it goes up to...<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57659250565833324122012-01-28T14:50:08.030-05:002012-01-28T14:50:08.030-05:0011!11!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5155445877453102252012-01-28T13:35:16.538-05:002012-01-28T13:35:16.538-05:00Oops! Didn't think of that....
SxOops! Didn't think of that....<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50058863037412291502012-01-28T13:03:45.826-05:002012-01-28T13:03:45.826-05:00...because 12 inches is A FOOT. HA!!!
hello? a......because 12 inches is A FOOT. HA!!!<br /><br /><br /><br />hello? anyone? um...FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18569773344370793892012-01-28T11:10:49.583-05:002012-01-28T11:10:49.583-05:00*cough*
12ers, Scarlet? Not bad, really.*cough*<br />12ers, Scarlet? Not bad, really.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79554981386052467312012-01-28T10:19:53.443-05:002012-01-28T10:19:53.443-05:00What is it with men and their affinity to the meas...What is it with men and their affinity to the measurement of 10"????? What's wrong with 12"???<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28788221070551157032012-01-28T09:21:09.470-05:002012-01-28T09:21:09.470-05:00MAGO: The Waltons? Wasn't that a gang of bankr...<b>MAGO</b>: <i>The Waltons? Wasn't that a gang of bankrobbers?<br />No booze for me this weekend, some fluelike thing bite me, I already look like a zombie, no need to add to the wreckage ...</i><br /><br />It’s not the dreaded <a href="http://tinyurl.com/25y9xjb/" rel="nofollow">MANFLU</a> season again, is it?<br /><br /><b>DEEPBLUEJON</b>: <i>Where are my cowboys?</i> <br /><br />They’re on their way.<br /><br />Stay tuned.<br /><br /><b>LX</b>: <i>@ Miss Scarlet: Yes, 10 inches.</i><br /><br />What was the question?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16123340241672826662012-01-28T06:56:18.175-05:002012-01-28T06:56:18.175-05:00@ Miss Scarlet: Yes, 10 inches.@ Miss Scarlet: Yes, 10 inches.LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32283941711287657722012-01-28T06:46:15.889-05:002012-01-28T06:46:15.889-05:00Where are my cowboys?Where are my cowboys?DeepBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00897586779071639604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13534429767197743092012-01-28T06:13:06.566-05:002012-01-28T06:13:06.566-05:00The Waltons? Wasn't that a gang of bankrobbers...The Waltons? Wasn't that a gang of bankrobbers?<br />No booze for me this weekend, some fluelike thing bite me, I already look like a zombie, no need to add to the wreckage ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39722222032293822742012-01-28T05:08:20.303-05:002012-01-28T05:08:20.303-05:00MISS SCARLET: Can we act out a porn film with sock...<b>MISS SCARLET</b>: <i>Can we act out a porn film with sock puppets that features the Waltons?</i><br /><br />I expect you WILL no matter what I say.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33233083039114969392012-01-28T04:39:00.683-05:002012-01-28T04:39:00.683-05:00Can we act out a porn film with sock puppets that ...Can we act out a porn film with sock puppets that features the Waltons?<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76610850744821384002012-01-28T04:31:32.776-05:002012-01-28T04:31:32.776-05:00SCARLET: Will we be watching the Waltons?
*claps ...<b>SCARLET</b>: <i> Will we be watching the Waltons?<br />*claps hands like an excited seal that hasn't seen a fish in a fortnight*</i><br /><br />I presume you’ll all be calling out each others names at the end?<br /><br />Goodnight Miss Scarlet. Goodnight Princess. Etcetera?<br /><br /><b>PEENEE</b>: <i> Join you? Honey, I'm way ahead of you.<br />Sock puppets are an under-appreciated medium.</i><br /><br />I was going to ask why you’re not in bed but I recall you saying you’re looking at “porn and trolling blogs at 3:00 in the morning.”<br /><br />Can you act out a porn film with your sock puppets?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54173479960567207562012-01-28T04:23:49.390-05:002012-01-28T04:23:49.390-05:00Join you? Honey, I'm way ahead of you.
Sock ...Join you? Honey, I'm way ahead of you.<br /><br />Sock puppets are an under-appreciated medium.mrpeeneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05206554819014030083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81252270796770722222012-01-28T04:22:40.067-05:002012-01-28T04:22:40.067-05:00Will we be watching the Waltons?
*claps hands like...Will we be watching the Waltons?<br />*claps hands like an excited seal that hasn't seen a fish in a fortnight*<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11043905844115135312012-01-28T04:06:36.692-05:002012-01-28T04:06:36.692-05:00PRINCESS: I'd love to...
I could do with a br...<b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>I'd love to... <br />I could do with a break from all this Fabric testing...</i><br /><br />Maybe we can catch a rerun of “Bush Doctor.”<br /><br />That reminds me…I have an appointment with my gynecologist.<br /><br /><b>LX</b>: <i>I've got something going involving a chainsaw and vodka on Saturday morning, but otherwise free for the weekend.</i><br /><br />See comment from Princess.<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>Congratulations Mr Lax!<br />You have finally found a backer for that drunken slasher movie you've been working on...</i><br /><br />What shall we do with a drunken slasher?<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>Dear Mistress... I have a suggestion to make for Mr Peenee's sock puppetry extraveganza...<br />What a bout "Peenee's from Heaven"</i><br /><br />Love it!<br /><br /><b>MEAN DIRTY PIRATE</b>: <i>Will you be joining me?<br /><br />I'd love to, You have a lovely home here...<br />You know that?<br />*Tosses keys in fish tank, saunters over to cent-re, mixes gin martini, puts on Nancy Sinatra, pulls out a blunt*</i><br /><br />I hope you’ll drop by on Tuesday as well.<br /><br />*nudge nudge wink wink*<br /><br /><b>KABUKI</b>: <i>I don't see a man in that entertainment centre, but perhaps you are correct. Men are not that entertaining after all. ZING!</i><br /><br />I believe it’s that Porsche mechanic you ordered.<br /><br /><b>MISTRESS MADDIE</b>: <i>Is this my first first, oh honey it's been years since, oh, you mean first to comment? Why yes it is, do I win the passed out gladiator?</i><br /><br />Not only do you win the gladiator, you win a free weekend of pillow fluffing from Mr. LX!<br /><br />LX is the Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer but Mistress MJ loans him out for special occasions.<br /><br /><b>WALLY</b>: <i>@Maddie, <br />Not your first gladiator either, I know....</i><br /><br />Do you have some dirt on Mistress Maddie?<br /><br />Come on, DISH!<br /><br /><b>NATIONS</b>: <i>*replaces gin with The Recipe*<br />Someone move this gladiator so I can plug in the vaporizor, k? <br />I call Miles Davis 'Kind of Blue' nexties. *rifles through the record collection*</i><br /><br />Mistress MJ has “Kind of Blue” on heavy night rotation, especially when The Recipe is involved.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46572158609439415312012-01-28T00:21:32.922-05:002012-01-28T00:21:32.922-05:00*replaces gin with The Recipe*
Someone move this g...*replaces gin with The Recipe*<br />Someone move this gladiator so I can plug in the vaporizor, k? <br /><br />I call Miles Davis 'Kind of Blue' nexties. *rifles through the record collection*FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24527762412333729032012-01-28T00:11:48.847-05:002012-01-28T00:11:48.847-05:00@Maddie,
Not your first gladiator either, I know...@Maddie, <br /><br />Not your first gladiator either, I know....designing wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13003391063934306188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6563677849897204252012-01-27T23:32:21.623-05:002012-01-27T23:32:21.623-05:00Is this my first first, oh honey it's been yea...Is this my first first, oh honey it's been years since, oh, you mean first to comment? Why yes it is, do I win the passed out gladiator?Mistress Maddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02098940220513091207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9080369678275522692012-01-27T22:59:39.237-05:002012-01-27T22:59:39.237-05:00I don't see a man in that entertainment centre...I don't see a man in that entertainment centre, but perhaps you are correct. Men are not that entertaining after all. ZING!kabuki zerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04986034897018304468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30981368305344148882012-01-27T22:53:33.151-05:002012-01-27T22:53:33.151-05:00Will you be joining me?
I'd love to, You have...<i>Will you be joining me?</i><br /><br />I'd love to, You have a lovely home here...<br /><br />You know that?<br /><br />*Tosses keys in fish tank,saunters over to cent-re, mixes gin martini, puts on Nancy Sinatra, pulls out a blunt*ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.com