I would think that if you are going to shove your wenis through a cheap piece of plywood that possible splinters would be part of the dangerous appeal? And just an observation, but isn't the measuring scale going the wrong way? Length baby, although that severe curve throws off the accurate calculations.
Now, if I could just get about nine more of those for my wall to hang my coats on...... so long I don't back up on one! It hard these days to find a hook with the perfect curve.
I can tell you from personal experience, a wiener with a hook like that is almost impossible to work on in a gloryhole. You'd have to be Spiderman hanging from the ceiling to get it down your gullet. What it's really best for is 69.
Wait, did I say that was personal experience? Cancel that.
Duct tape: savior of DIYers everywhere!
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ReplyDeleteNot only can I suck it, but I can hang my coat and hat on it.
I think that it would make a cute towel holder. Nothing like a coversation piece in your bathroom.
ReplyDelete"50 Dollars going ONCE, do I hear 75? ....75 - SOLD to the raised member in the back of the room !!!"
ReplyDeletesaw this on "this old house." norm built
ReplyDeletethis glory hole in his yankee workshop.
I could use a new door knocker.
ReplyDeleteI would think that if you are going to shove your wenis through a cheap piece of plywood that possible splinters would be part of the dangerous appeal? And just an observation, but isn't the measuring scale going the wrong way? Length baby, although that severe curve throws off the accurate calculations.
ReplyDeleteFinally! A "Peter Meter" with a built-in girth scale....
ReplyDeleteNow, if I could just get about nine more of those for my wall to hang my coats on...... so long I don't back up on one! It hard these days to find a hook with the perfect curve.
ReplyDeleteI can tell you from personal experience, a wiener with a hook like that is almost impossible to work on in a gloryhole. You'd have to be Spiderman hanging from the ceiling to get it down your gullet. What it's really best for is 69.
ReplyDeleteWait, did I say that was personal experience? Cancel that.
mr peenee is channeling a slut again. i did that once - couldn't sit down for a week. Ah memories - real or imagined - are still the best!
ReplyDeleteEven this anonymous, hairless weenis is telling us to 'aim higher'.
ReplyDeleteImagine the problems he must have using the urinal...
You Bitches crack me up!
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ will pop 'round to see you all on Thursday.
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ReplyDeletethat curve looks perfect for my G spot
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