Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Why Can't We Be Friends?

20 comments:

  1. “Come on people now, smile on your brother. Everybody get together try to love one another right now.“

    YAY! FIRST!

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  2. CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?

    SECOND, BITCHES!!!

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  3. You are the wind beneath my wings.

    Stop me.

    THIRD!

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  4. "Sometimes I Don't,
    Speak Right.
    Don't Always Know,
    What I'm Talkin' About."

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  5. ♫Reunited and it feels so good

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  6. Princess pinched my bottom!

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  7. sweet mary sunshine, sugar! wtf are all y'all smokin? and can i have some? xoxoxoxo

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  8. if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain......

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  9. I've heard of affairs
    That are strictly platonic,
    But diamonds are a girl's best friend.

    And I think affairs
    That you must keep liaisonic
    Are better bets
    If little pets get big baguettes.

    Time rolls on,
    And youth is gone,
    And you can't straighten up when you bend.

    But stiff back
    Or stiff knees,
    You stand straight at Tiffany's.

    Diamonds! Diamonds!
    I don't mean rhinestones!
    But diamonds are a girl's best friend.

    :)~

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  10. The wind smells awefully bad over here!

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  11. yes, and when Savannah is done smokin the stuff pass it here. And Deep Blue, the fowl wind you smell wasn't from moi, I swear! It's the dirty ear trumpet laying near the vodka fountain.

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  12. *plays a triumphal fanfare on ear trumpet*

    Hooray for ponyfarts and rainbows!!

    ...oh damn. *pfht*

    Oniony.

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  13. with friends like this,
    who needs enemas?

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  14. we can't be friends cuz your hand smell like old man ass

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  15. Nice work if you can get it, and if you get it, email me and tell me how.

    please,
    xoxox
    w

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  16. Double Ha!@kabuki.

    Did you hear that, Norma?

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