With this foto in hand, at last the Vatican discovers what caused the statue of the Virgin to cry and at the same time, solves the mystery of the stains on the altar.
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Standing over the air vent, the priest demonstrates how to get blown and be celibate at the same time.
"Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
ReplyDeleteOoh heaven is a place on earth"
Jx
PS first
DeleteInstead of boring old hymns, could we have Miss Wendy the fastest tassel twirler in Gran Canaria perform a little dance for us?
ReplyDeleteMiss Wendy has some lovely tatts... and some very well trained tassels...
ReplyDeleteDo you ave snaps of him on the organ?
ReplyDeleteMiss Wendy? Now THAT'S entertainment!
ReplyDeleteEach teat hits the beat.
Is this somewhere in Norfolk?
ReplyDeleteSx
if anyone asks me to swear on
ReplyDeletethe bible, i'm not touching it.
Keep your hands off the holy water font too, your fingers will fall off.
DeleteAnd good luck finding any of the sacrament wine. There are still some of those stale cookies, though.
DeleteMust be a very progressive order!
ReplyDeleteThe power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you to put on some pants!
Don't anybody hit him! Lest he turns around and shows us his other cheeks!
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ReplyDeleteWith this foto in hand, at last the Vatican discovers what caused the statue of the Virgin to cry and at the same time, solves the mystery of the stains on the altar.
Caption for foto 2:
Standing over the air vent, the priest demonstrates how to get blown and be celibate at the same time.