Dear Mistress, I heard in the news about something called an "Arctic Vortex". It seems to move generally in your direction. Also mentioned were a bunch of stormy types called Hercules and Jon ( ! ). Do me a favour, please - stay inside, don't get lost in the big white nothing, don't freeze to death.
I did heard one of those yesterday. Quite impressive I might say. Usually, it's the ice on the roof that pops out in a lout "bang", but the one I heard was way too loud and really felt coming from "below".
Don't bogart that remote, my friend.
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I'm sure that's the Xmas special on the TV right there. Jx
DeleteWhat a coincidence! I have the same exact plans to drink and sit nekkid in front of the tv!
ReplyDeleteI hope that's just a gawd awful print on the chair and not stains.
What's on this screen - looks a bit like a pig's head from here ...
ReplyDeleteWe're watching the Green Acres marathon. That's Arnold Ziffel on the screen.
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DeleteI thought it was a cat on a leash. I'm not sure which is worse.
DeleteGee it does look cold!
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ReplyDeleteOh, I don't know which part of this picture is worst, the whole thing is affront to every delicacy of my nature!
ReplyDeleteDear Mistress, I heard in the news about something called an "Arctic Vortex". It seems to move generally in your direction. Also mentioned were a bunch of stormy types called Hercules and Jon ( ! ).
ReplyDeleteDo me a favour, please - stay inside, don't get lost in the big white nothing, don't freeze to death.
If he has a stock portfolio I could possibly take one for the team.
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...in a photo.
Did the earth move for The Mistress too?
ReplyDelete"hundreds of people experienced the rattles, bangs and grumbles"
DeleteA true force of nature.
I did heard one of those yesterday. Quite impressive I might say. Usually, it's the ice on the roof that pops out in a lout "bang", but the one I heard was way too loud and really felt coming from "below".
DeleteI thought that what I was hearing was a gastric upset from one of you Bitches.
DeleteI honestly do not know which is the most sad. That wine he is drinking, or that chair he has his flabby ass in.
ReplyDeleteI am in love - with not just the occupant of the chair, but everything in the room! Such style, such class...
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