NATIONS: dammit, sloppy seconds. Me for Young Dong's special Cream of Sum Yung Gai! I'll be here all week. Dont forget to tip your waiter. *slinks out*
Perhaps you would also like to sample the menu at the Poon Palace?
XL: Uh, you might want to skip the "secret sauce" at this place.
MR. PEENEE: I think I just became a vegetarian. No meat for me, thanks.
Better a vegetarian than a vagetarian.
ROSES: I notice that Kum Den is BYO as well as licensed. Doesn't that defeat the purpose of the exercise? You might as well stay at home and sort your own self out.
I see the drink has confused you.
CYBERPOOF: I'm going with FN. I'm sure we'll have a lot of fun there.
Ms. Nations will take all the young dongs for herself when you’re not looking.
GEOFF: I hear the chefs at Kum Den are on their knees with exhaustion.
Just trying to get down on their knees could be painful if they work at Hung Long.
a tandoor is a blazing hot hole full of goodness. a kebab is limp meat held up with a stick stabbed through it. Me, I'm anywhere they're serving square grouper.
GINRO: Piggy and Tazzy said... Isn't vagina more like doner kebab than tandoori? I hate doner kebabs. Fucking vile things.
I understand their creampies are very nice though.
I’m shutting my piehole and refusing to comment on that.
NATIONS: a tandoor is a blazing hot hole full of goodness. a kebab is limp meat held up with a stick stabbed through it. Me, I'm anywhere they're serving square grouper.
Are you still making your world famous Alice B. Toklas fudge?
NATIONS: Or here: http://lizzydishesportland.blogspot.com/2006/05/hung-far-low-2410-se-82nd-ave.html A fine Portland tradition of average food going back 80 years! *fires up tandoor and goes looking for love*
CYBERPOOF: She can be the ninja, I'll be the pirate. Aaargh aaargh aaargh!
See my comment to Ginro, below.
GINRO: And CyberPete's comment reminds me: It is 'talk like a pirate' day on Saturday. http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ Oh go on Mistress MJ, do a special 'talk like a pirate day' post. Go on go on go on pleeeeeeeaaaaaase.
I think you ought to know MJ that people the world over are aghast at your refusal to recognise Prate Talk Day. This is breaking news even over here in the UK:
I'm a familiar face at the Kum Den, lovely place to visit and very friendly staff too, especially Wan King the waiter and Phoo King the chef and at the Vagina Tandori make sure you sample Anil Buttram's gulabs they're exquisite.
CYBERPOOF: Well, at least I was topical. Now somebody fetch me a piña colada!
You expect something tropical for being topical?
GINRO: I think you ought to know MJ that people the world over are aghast at your refusal to recognise Prate Talk Day. This is breaking news even over here in the UK: Public Protest MJ's stance I mean 'Pirate Talk Day', not 'Prate Talk Day', lol.
I clicked on your link. Ha. Ha. And ha again.
I suppose you think frequent urination is funny.
You won’t be laughing when you have to wear these!
MANUEL: ha! quality.......!
Not quality enough if they haven’t employed Belfast’s finest waiter!
MITZI: I'm a familiar face at the Kum Den, lovely place to visit and very friendly staff too, especially Wan King the waiter and Phoo King the chef and at the Vagina Tandori make sure you sample Anil Buttram's gulabs they're exquisite.
AYEM8Y: I’ll have the Mitzi Splatter at Kum Den and the MJ special surprise served on ice at the Vagina Tandoor! *Uses pubic hair to floss teeth at the table*
Are you still working as a delivery boy at Buttyboys?
DONN: Once, maybe twice, in a lifetime, does one come across a blog post this painfully enterttaining. Never again shall I be able to keep a straight face when ordering the cream of Sum Yung Guy at the Kum Den.
I dare you to order the fish balls and keep a straight face.
SCARLET: Good Grief! I've had experience of Dirty Dicks... I used to work around the corner!
You had to move to another corner because that one was taken by Beast?
1st!
ReplyDeletedammit, sloppy seconds.
ReplyDeleteMe for Young Dong's special Cream of Sum Yung Gai!
I'll be here all week. Dont forget to tip your waiter. *slinks out*
Uh, you might want to skip the "secret sauce" at this place.
ReplyDeleteXL: 1st!
ReplyDeleteYay!
NATIONS: dammit, sloppy seconds.
Me for Young Dong's special Cream of Sum Yung Gai!
I'll be here all week. Dont forget to tip your waiter. *slinks out*
Perhaps you would also like to sample the menu at the Poon Palace?
XL: Uh, you might want to skip the "secret sauce" at this place.
We’re not sure we’d use ANY of their condoments.
Mistress, does the Poon Palace serve Tang?
ReplyDeleteSo that's what's meant by "Eastern Promise".
ReplyDeleteGood thing I'm still boozy from your last post, these all look just fine to me.
ReplyDeleteOh Hai XL!
XL: Mistress, does the Poon Palace serve Tang?
ReplyDeleteHahaha!
Mix me a COCKtail, would you?
KAPI: So that's what's meant by "Eastern Promise".
You, honey, are an Occidental Woman in an Oriental Mood for Love!
BOXER: Good thing I'm still boozy from your last post, these all look just fine to me.
Give it to Boxer…she’ll eat anything!
I think I just became a vegetarian. No meat for me, thanks.
ReplyDeleteI notice that Kum Den is BYO as well as licensed. Doesn't that defeat the purpose of the exercise?
ReplyDeleteYou might as well stay at home and sort your own self out.
I'm going with FN. I'm sure we'll have a lot of fun there.
ReplyDeleteOh hai XL and Miss Boxer
I hear the chefs at Kum Den are on their knees with exhaustion.
ReplyDeleteMR. PEENEE: I think I just became a vegetarian. No meat for me, thanks.
ReplyDeleteBetter a vegetarian than a vagetarian.
ROSES: I notice that Kum Den is BYO as well as licensed. Doesn't that defeat the purpose of the exercise?
You might as well stay at home and sort your own self out.
I see the drink has confused you.
CYBERPOOF: I'm going with FN. I'm sure we'll have a lot of fun there.
Ms. Nations will take all the young dongs for herself when you’re not looking.
GEOFF: I hear the chefs at Kum Den are on their knees with exhaustion.
Just trying to get down on their knees could be painful if they work at Hung Long.
Isn't vagina more like doner kebab than tandoori?
ReplyDeleteI hate doner kebabs. Fucking vile things.
Piggy and Tazzy said...
ReplyDeleteIsn't vagina more like doner kebab than tandoori? I hate doner kebabs. Fucking vile things.
I understand their creampies are very nice though.
a tandoor is a blazing hot hole full of goodness. a kebab is limp meat held up with a stick stabbed through it.
ReplyDeleteMe, I'm anywhere they're serving square grouper.
Or here:
ReplyDeletehttp://lizzydishesportland.blogspot.com/2006/05/hung-far-low-2410-se-82nd-ave.html
A fine Portland tradition of average food going back 80 years!
*fires up tandoor and goes looking for love*
PIGGY: Isn't vagina more like doner kebab than tandoori?
ReplyDeleteI hate doner kebabs. Fucking vile things.
More Mexican than kebab-like.
GINRO: Piggy and Tazzy said...
Isn't vagina more like doner kebab than tandoori? I hate doner kebabs. Fucking vile things.
I understand their creampies are very nice though.
I’m shutting my piehole and refusing to comment on that.
NATIONS: a tandoor is a blazing hot hole full of goodness. a kebab is limp meat held up with a stick stabbed through it.
Me, I'm anywhere they're serving square grouper.
Are you still making your world famous Alice B. Toklas fudge?
NATIONS: Or here:
http://lizzydishesportland.blogspot.com/2006/05/hung-far-low-2410-se-82nd-ave.html
A fine Portland tradition of average food going back 80 years!
*fires up tandoor and goes looking for love*
Is Hung Far Low next door to the Pu Pu Hot Pot?
I'll stick with the Rite Phuk thank you.
ReplyDeleteIt's what we women want you know.
One can get leied at Ah Fooks.
ReplyDeleteAh the pu pu hot pot. The meal you can carry around with you. Always something warm for later if you forget to go to the shops.
ReplyDeleteI'll just have to keep my eyes open at all times then.
ReplyDeleteKAZ: I'll stick with the Rite Phuk thank you.
ReplyDeleteIt's what we women want you know.
Are you looking for Big Wong?
XL: One can get leied at Ah Fooks.
Oh yeah?
Well Fook You too!
GINRO: Ah the pu pu hot pot. The meal you can carry around with you. Always something warm for later if you forget to go to the shops.
Care for a little takeaway from the Bung Hole?
CYBERPOOF: I'll just have to keep my eyes open at all times then.
You are no match for Ms. Nations’ superior Ninja skills.
She can be the ninja, I'll be the pirate.
ReplyDeleteAaargh aaargh aaargh!
And CyberPete's comment reminds me: It is 'talk like a pirate' day on Saturday.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.talklikeapirate.com/
Oh go on Mistress MJ, do a special 'talk like a pirate day' post. Go on go on go on pleeeeeeeaaaaaase.
CYBERPOOF: She can be the ninja, I'll be the pirate.
ReplyDeleteAaargh aaargh aaargh!
See my comment to Ginro, below.
GINRO: And CyberPete's comment reminds me: It is 'talk like a pirate' day on Saturday.
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
Oh go on Mistress MJ, do a special 'talk like a pirate day' post. Go on go on go on pleeeeeeeaaaaaase.
No.
The only pirate in my life is the Mean Dirty one.
You have a blog.
YOU do it.
Well, at least I was topical.
ReplyDeleteNow somebody fetch me a piña colada!
I think you ought to know MJ that people the world over are aghast at your refusal to recognise Prate Talk Day. This is breaking news even over here in the UK:
ReplyDeletePublic Protest MJ's stance
I mean 'Pirate Talk Day', not 'Prate Talk Day', lol.
ReplyDeleteha! quality.......!
ReplyDeleteI'm a familiar face at the Kum Den, lovely place to visit and very friendly staff too, especially Wan King the waiter and Phoo King the chef and at the Vagina Tandori make sure you sample Anil Buttram's gulabs they're exquisite.
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Well, at least I was topical.
ReplyDeleteNow somebody fetch me a piña colada!
You expect something tropical for being topical?
GINRO: I think you ought to know MJ that people the world over are aghast at your refusal to recognise Prate Talk Day. This is breaking news even over here in the UK:
Public Protest MJ's stance
I mean 'Pirate Talk Day', not 'Prate Talk Day', lol.
I clicked on your link. Ha. Ha. And ha again.
I suppose you think frequent urination is funny.
You won’t be laughing when you have to wear these!
MANUEL: ha! quality.......!
Not quality enough if they haven’t employed Belfast’s finest waiter!
MITZI: I'm a familiar face at the Kum Den, lovely place to visit and very friendly staff too, especially Wan King the waiter and Phoo King the chef and at the Vagina Tandori make sure you sample Anil Buttram's gulabs they're exquisite.
Mmmm…sweet and sticky.
Oh, and it’s not just your face that’s familiar.
Or so I’m told.
I’ll have the Mitzi Splatter at Kum Den and the MJ special surprise served on ice at the Vagina Tandoor!
ReplyDelete*Uses pubic hair to floss teeth at the table*
AYEM8Y: I’ll have the Mitzi Splatter at Kum Den and the MJ special surprise served on ice at the Vagina Tandoor!
ReplyDelete*Uses pubic hair to floss teeth at the table*
Are you still working as a delivery boy at Buttyboys?
I'm a big fan of sushi! What kind of fish do they have at those Asian places? Is it All-You-Can-Eat at Vagina Tandoori?
ReplyDeleteEROS: I'm a big fan of sushi! What kind of fish do they have at those Asian places? Is it All-You-Can-Eat at Vagina Tandoori?
ReplyDeleteSushi?
Why didn’t you say so?
Help yourself to the buffet at Fuk Mi!
Once, maybe twice, in a lifetime, does one come across a blog post this painfully enterttaining.
ReplyDeleteNever again shall I be able to keep a straight face when ordering the cream of Sum Yung Guy at the Kum Den.
Good Grief! I've had experience of Dirty Dicks... I used to work around the corner!
ReplyDeleteSx
DONN: Once, maybe twice, in a lifetime, does one come across a blog post this painfully enterttaining.
ReplyDeleteNever again shall I be able to keep a straight face when ordering the cream of Sum Yung Guy at the Kum Den.
I dare you to order the fish balls and keep a straight face.
SCARLET: Good Grief! I've had experience of Dirty Dicks... I used to work around the corner!
You had to move to another corner because that one was taken by Beast?