It’s laundry day chez Infomaniac.
Using this handy laundry guide to common care symbols, help us determine how to treat the dirty houseboy in the photo, above.
If there’s no symbol to adequately describe what you have in mind, suggest something else!
Or just tell us all about your laundry routine.
Do you have any tales to tell from the laundry room?
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ReplyDeleteYou should fire him. He seems ill equipped.
ReplyDeleteA real lady doesn't kiss and tell.
Ironing? The bastard would like it ...
ReplyDeleteSo...
ReplyDeleteThats where my pegs keep dissapearing to
I really can't complain - it IS F.F.
ReplyDeleteI collect dryer lint.
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Pete & Mago & Beast & Boxer!
XL would you like some of mine. I've got loads now.
ReplyDeleteBlue pegs? Really? Why?
I've seen the film with all the pegs! It was a very long time ago, I may add.
ReplyDeleteSx
I'm with Cyberpete:distressingly ill-equipped.
ReplyDeleteI like the festive blue pins though
Nothing good has ever come in a laundry room, although once I was flashed
Oh hai XL, Miss Boxer, Miss Beastie, Miss Scarlet and Miss Leah!
ReplyDeleteClothes Pins DON'T make your pecker bigger.
ReplyDeleteI've tried.
Clothes pegs are for nipples!
ReplyDelete(And they do make them bigger.)
Kapitano, I don't think I've ever heard anyone complain about the size of nipples.
ReplyDeletePerhaps I'm woefully inexperienced...
CYBERPOOF: You should fire him. He seems ill equipped.
ReplyDeleteA real lady doesn't kiss and tell.
Can YOU do better?
MAGO: Ironing? The bastard would like it ...
Excellent! Full steam ahead!
BEAST: So...
Thats where my pegs keep dissapearing to
Not up your backside along with the bananas?
BOXER: I really can't complain - it IS F.F.
Hmmm. You actually didn’t complain.
Unusual.
XL: I collect dryer lint.
You should participate in The National Lint Project!
ROSES: XL would you like some of mine. I've got loads now.
Blue pegs? Really? Why?
See response to XL.
SCARLET: I've seen the film with all the pegs! It was a very long time ago, I may add.
That film was “awash” in controversy.
LEAH: I'm with Cyberpete:distressingly ill-equipped.
I like the festive blue pins though
Nothing good has ever come in a laundry room, although once I was flashed
Did you flash back?
HEFF: Clothes Pins DON'T make your pecker bigger.
I've tried.
Perhaps you didn’t take an accurate measurement.
KAP: Clothes pegs are for nipples!
(And they do make them bigger.)
See comment from Roses, below.
ROSES: Kapitano, I don't think I've ever heard anyone complain about the size of nipples.
Perhaps I'm woefully inexperienced...
You two hash this out.
Breakfast is being served.
I'm not prepared to provide documentation.
ReplyDeleteThe dude in the photo does look rather sad, don't you agree?
I can't judge his emotional state from his penis.
ReplyDeleteCyberpete has him pegged!
Hmmm... That house boy already looks like he's been bleached and hung out to dry, so I'm going to move my attention (and laundry skills) to he who mentioned the cloven hoof: As punishment for his heinous comment, I'll machine wash him hot (with permanent press) followed by a tumble dry (high)!
ReplyDelete"I can't judge his emotional state from his penis."
ReplyDeleteI take it that you're not that au fait with them then?
What could my problem be?
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF, ROSES & GINRO: He’s in his happy place.
ReplyDeleteIVD: Hmmm... That house boy already looks like he's been bleached and hung out to dry, so I'm going to move my attention (and laundry skills) to he who mentioned the cloven hoof: As punishment for his heinous comment, I'll machine wash him hot (with permanent press) followed by a tumble dry (high)!
We assume you’re referring to Tim or “he who fears Mistress MJ as he seldom visits us!”
Have a word with him, won’t you?
Anyway, I’ve a mind to hold him down as you give him a good sudsing.
GINRO: What could my problem be?
Have you considered cutting back on your banana consumption?
Fête du Travail!
ReplyDeleteOh, would you, MJ? That'd be splendid!
ReplyDelete* snaps rubber gloves into place and readies the soap *
XL: Fête du Travail!
ReplyDeleteThank you, my furry friend.
And a happy Labour, er, Labor Day to YOU too!
IVD: Oh, would you, MJ? That'd be splendid!
* snaps rubber gloves into place and readies the soap *
I’ll start by washing out Tim’s filthy mouth.
You can work from the other end, if you wish.
Hmmm... washing machine, spin cycle, horny boyfriend... just the right height for a little agitation! Very enjoyable, I might add!
ReplyDeleteThat was many years ago, I might add. But with the right person, I'd do it all again... :-P
MJ - I LOVE how you always include LINKS when my comments are involved....
ReplyDeleteOn another note,
"I am simultaneously disgusted and turned on by that remark " ...story of both mine and Wil's life !, LMAO !
PONITA: Hmmm... washing machine, spin cycle, horny boyfriend... just the right height for a little agitation! Very enjoyable, I might add!
ReplyDeleteThat was many years ago, I might add. But with the right person, I'd do it all again...
Volunteers?
Anyone?
HEFF: MJ - I LOVE how you always include LINKS when my comments are involved....
On another note,
"I am simultaneously disgusted and turned on by that remark " ...story of both mine and Wil's life !, LMAO !
Less talk, more action…
Now get out your ruler and your can of Crisco!
All I know about laundry is that whites and colours should never be put in together, a bit like racial segregation in the 50's Everyone know it's blue pegs for penis red pegs for nipples and those old fashioned wooden dolly pegs for inserting into the jap's eye ("Sounding" I think it's called, a bit like a tuning fork) and other deep dark crevices.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Wooden dolly pegs?
ReplyDeleteMind you don’t get splinters!
Ah, I see this crafty fellow is being economical and green! Why waste money on buying a bag to keep your clothespins while you hang up the laundry?
ReplyDeleteEROS: Ah, I see this crafty fellow is being economical and green! Why waste money on buying a bag to keep your clothespins while you hang up the laundry?
ReplyDeleteHe must have been inspired to go green by your “Paper or Plastic” post.